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Deeeeep thoughts, with DG Rider

Discussion in 'Other Topics | Off Topic' started by DG Rider, Dec 9, 2018.

  1. DG Rider

    DG Rider Well-Known Member
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    If you treat an Amish girl to a romantic, candlelight dinner, won't she just think it's normal?
     
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    I wonder why people are said to have a "lazy eye"?

    Maybe the lazy eye is normal, and the other one has ADD?
     
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    Tigermark i4wd? Really?
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    Just search “Mitch Hedberg”
    I don’t feel like retyping his one liners.

     
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    Why does Sh**t stink ? ..........so blind folks know it is Sh**t too.
     
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    Does Bill Cosby refer to narcoleptic women as sluts?

    If The Flame fails to repent, does he still go to hell?
     
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    Plumber32 I4wd, never heard of her!
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    If those black boxes on airplanes are so indestructible, why not just make the whole plane from the same stuff?

    And why is there brail on the keypad at drive up ATMs?
     
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    In Ohio there are special license plates for disabled vets. One of the qualifying disabilities is blindness.
     
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    what is the most common asked question by cows in a stampede ? WHAT WE RUNNING FROM !!!
     
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    If Polaris makes a slingshot with a Cummins power plant, will people call it a Cumshot?

    If Yoda has such mastery of "The Force" that he can levitate an X-wing fighter out of a swamp, why doesn't he just levitate himself around?

    Why do men have nipples?
     
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    If a Chinese sports team crash lands in the Andes and has to resort to cannibalism, will they be hungry 30 minutes later?
     
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