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Deeeeep thoughts, with DG Rider

Discussion in 'Other Topics | Off Topic' started by DG Rider, Dec 9, 2018.

  1. DG Rider

    DG Rider Well-Known Member
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    If you treat an Amish girl to a romantic, candlelight dinner, won't she just think it's normal?
     
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    DG Rider Well-Known Member
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    I wonder why people are said to have a "lazy eye"?

    Maybe the lazy eye is normal, and the other one has ADD?
     
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    If midgets get into a fight... is it a short fight?
     
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    If a hooker is late for work.. is she playing hard to get?
     
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    If you have ED... are you showing your significant other your softer side?
     
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    lee Incompetents at work here
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    The Electric Drive smart car.
    I'm thinking somthing was lost in translation.
    54ca755f4969a_-_smart-ed-430-1008.jpg
     
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    You know the first person to try cows milk had to be on a dare.....but then how did he convince everyone else?

    Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
     
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    I’ve got something for you to try..
     
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    Tigermark i4wd? Really?
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    Giving it open mouth kisses
     
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    trigger Old Ironsides
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    ohanacreek My EcoBoost has I4WD
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    Just search “Mitch Hedberg”
    I don’t feel like retyping his one liners.

     
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    Why does Sh**t stink ? ..........so blind folks know it is Sh**t too.
     
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    Does Bill Cosby refer to narcoleptic women as sluts?

    If The Flame fails to repent, does he still go to hell?
     
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    He reminds me of a blind guy...
     
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    SILVER_ALERT HONDA SXS Club Flounder
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    Plumber32 I4wd, never heard of her!
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    How did it ever get referred to as "jacking off"?
     
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