Multi If you have named your ride, what is it?

[ProudDadOf5]

Holly Honda...
I found to fit,
I’m a retired heavy equipment operator and all our tractors dozers excavators etc. have a girls name...👍

Can’t wait to see some pictures of Miss Holly. You can get 1950s pinup girls for decals like the ole mustangs and sht.. 😎

 

[ProudDadOf5]

Due to a second added muffler and it's resulting quiet engine I call my P-5 "Sneaker". You can hardly hear it idling there behind you LOL!

WB

I like it WB. Hunting season ain’t got s*** on us!! 😉

 

[gluvin]

The Blue Bee. Wife paid for it, she names it.

 

[DG Rider]

I call mine Mad Dog 20/20 because its cheap and makes my ass hurt.

 

[TripleB]

I call mine Mad Dog 20/20 because its cheap and makes my ass hurt.

Lol

 

[DG Rider]

Lol

So you've heard that joke?

 

[TripleB]

So you've heard that joke?

I guess not. This site is my only interaction with the outside world. Lol

 

[Adam_20_Adam]

We named the pioneer the Billy goat. Because itll go anywhere. My friends call it a golf cart because they are jealous. We named the Talon P.D. aka Panty dropper. Should have named it W.E. for wallet empty.

 

[DG Rider]

I guess not. This site is my only interaction with the outside world. Lol

It's a punchline to an old joke.

Guy of the homo persuasion was walking down an alley when he sees an homeless man passed out, pants slid halfway down his ass. Homo can't help himself, so has his way with passed out drunk. Afterwards, he feels bad, so he leaves a $20 in his pocket.
Homeless guy wakes up next morning, finds the $20 and promptly heads to the liquor store and buys a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 (the cheapest stuff on the shelf), and promptly passes out again.
Shortly thereafter, Mr homo walks by again, finds drunk guy passed out again, and has his way, and leaves another $20 out of guilt. Homeless wakes up next day and gets his bottle of MD and passes out AGAIN!
Mr homo comes down the alley again. Repeats his actions, again. This time, being Christmas Eve, he leaves the guy a $50 out of guilt.
Homeless wakes up, finds the $50, heads to the liquor store before it closes. The clerk, familiar with him from the previous two days says: "let me guess, bottle of mad dog 20/20?".
Homeless guy says:"No. Give me a bottle of Jack. That cheap stuff makes my ass hurt..."

 

[TripleB]

It's a punchline to an old joke.

Guy of the homo persuasion was walking down an alley when he sees an homeless man passed out, pants slid halfway down his ass. Homo can't help himself, so has his way with passed out drunk. Afterwards, he feels bad, so he leaves a $20 in his pocket.
Homeless guy wakes up next morning, finds the $20 and promptly heads to the liquor store and buys a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 (the cheapest stuff on the shelf), and promptly passes out again.
Shortly thereafter, Mr homo walks by again, finds drunk guy passed out again, and has his way, and leaves another $20 out of guilt. Homeless wakes up next day and gets his bottle of MD and passes out AGAIN!
Mr homo comes down the alley again. Repeats his actions, again. This time, being Christmas Eve, he leaves the guy a $50 out of guilt.
Homeless wakes up, finds the $50, heads to the liquor store before it closes. The clerk, familiar with him from the previous two days says: "let me guess, bottle of mad dog 20/20?".
Homeless guy says:"No. Give me a bottle of Jack. That cheap stuff makes my ass hurt..."

I've never heard it before but it is a good 1. I’ve only drunk mad dog 1 time but my ass never hurt. Thank God!

 

[Trackerone]

“Blue”

 

[Spindle]

I call my P5 "Smash".

 

[Spindle]

I call my P5 "Smash".

 

[Todd627]

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That hood decal is badass!! 👍

 

[Spindle]

That hood decal is badass!! 👍

Thanks. I got the idea after going to a local park and everyone looking at it like "What the hell is that little thing going to do?". Well after driving around the bigger SxSs that were stuck in the mud, they knew what it was going to do. I smashed their misconceptions of it. Therefore I call it Smash. Lol

 

[MBeaulieu]

🤣😂, that’s funny as hell as I bought mine the next month after my 2nd son turned 18 last year!!

I got mine the day mine stopped Lmao

 

[RobbieS]

Boris

 

[Swampdog]

Named my P5 after my spirit animal... "Dung Beetle" because I can carry a lot of $hit on it.

 

[ProudDadOf5]

I got mine the day mine stopped Lmao

LMAO, I’m not the only one! 😂🤣😎

 

[ProudDadOf5]

Named my P5 after my spirit animal... "Dung Beetle" because I can carry a lot of $hit on it.

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That’s funny as hell.. 😂🤣🍻