haha! Yes, things get wild around here! I recently sank my 2021 P1K5 (less than 20hrs/100miles on the clock) in some quicksand mix up to the headrest. We broke the 6K lb winch cable, 6 atv's tied together couldn't get it out and we ended up having to get it out with an excavator... Insurance deemed it a total loss and I bought it back. IF YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE GET IT!!
Crazy story, once the quick sand came up to the pedals it mashed the throttle and it was in gear... It stayed in the hole for a good 30-45 minutes almost at full throttle, which only made it sink faster. We couldn't get it out of gear and I didn't want to cut it off while the exhaust was under... It's snorkeled over the roof and it only cut off because the main 40A fuse blew for some reason. Water ended up coming in the exhaust and filled the engine. Got it running and I'm still in the process of flushing it out. It tends to pump more fluid out when you run it for a few seconds with the plug out. Been filling it with diesel and running it for a few, draining it and repeating the process. Almost have it back to 100%. The display no longer works so have to replace that but it's getting there.