Just tell them it's a Honda. I have a 03 Foreman with 9800+ miles and the guy I ride with has over 12,000. Here is the list of things I've had to do to it:
Changed oil (lots of times)
Adjusted Valves (not proud, but 1 time)
Replaced Battery Twice
Changed 1 Bearing on Rear Axle
Removed Leaf Cutter Bee Nest from Carburetor Vent Line
Put Gas in it (Lots, lots and lots more times)
Can't go wrong with the Honda!!