P1000 Drinking quotes!

[Plumber32]

On occasion I like to enjoy a few toddies! and think of old toast. if you have one leave it here for reference incase you need it. here's mine.

A rich man's home is his castle

A poor man's the sea

A whiskey glass

AND a fat whore's ass is home sweet home to me

 

[CumminsPusher]

I haven't had much of this tonight because we're not camping.
In the woods I always count my drinking in "dog beers" there's only 3.4 dog beers in a case.


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[JTW]

Here's to you and here's to me.. may we never disagree.. but if we do the hell with you here's to ME!!

 

[Plumber32]

Here's to you and here's to me.. may we never disagree.. but if we do the hell with you here's to ME!!

Love it. heard one once about fires but can't recall .

 

[1BadDart]

Years ago when I drank quiet a bit there was a group of us that hung out at a local watering hole. One night after several rounds we were having a rather large time one of the guys spouts "People have more fun than anybody". To this day it's the most profound statement I've ever heard. LOL

 

[sharp]

Years ago when I drank quiet a bit there was a group of us that hung out at a local watering hole. One night after several rounds we were having a rather large time one of the guys spouts "People have more fun than anybody". To this day it's the most profound statement I've ever heard. LOL

Haha sounds like something Yogie Berra would say...."nobody goes there because it's too crowded"

 

[lee]

When I was a kid the family lived in Australia for 5 years.
When you got stuck, in mud or sand they said you 'got bogged'
They measured the severity of the situation by how many beers (called 'subbies') you consumed while extricating your vehicle.

 

[joeymt33]

Signature:

QUOTE by Sharp, Where's Don? He's probably spray painting stuff lmfao!

 

[GlockMeister]

If it smells like fish.....
Oh..wait a second wrong quote..

 

[JTW]

If it smells like fish.....
Oh..wait a second wrong quote..

Or cologne!!

 

[drfubar]

If it smells like cologne...

 

[joeymt33]

If it smells like cologne...

......Take it home?

 

[JTW]

......Take it home?

Bhahaha... leave it alone!!!

 

[JTW]

If it smells like cologne...

Great minds!!

 

[JTW]

So all this talk reminds me of this.. I just heard it last weekend while riding!!

 

[joeymt33]

Bhahaha... leave it alone!!!

I could not help myself

 

[JTW]

I could not help myself

I hope that's not the one you married!!

 

[CumminsPusher]

If it smells like fish.....
Oh..wait a second wrong quote..

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[JACKAL]

Good bar song, parody of Gordon Lightfoot song Edmund Fitzgerald

NSFW or little ones, but funny.

 

[JACKAL]

My favorite quote comes from a Willie Nelson drinking song.

I never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few. I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.