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100Acre

100Acre

Samsquinch the Terrible Magic Bean Manipulator
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Apr 25, 2017
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  1. 1000-5
Mail Call! Thanks @ToddH ! If'n you're a coming to the takeover, bring a few more and I'll give you some silver dimes. Especially the extremely deplorable and extremely rightwing is my favorite. I'd like to cover many of the HRC and Bernie stickers, I see everywhere around here. Who knows, maybe their cars will get trashed...by their own side..irony...
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popeye

popeye

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:


- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.


Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).


His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.


Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.


It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.


Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.


Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.


Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.


Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.


He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing


Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

That’s horrible, horribly true




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BWAF

BWAF

I get paid to pass gas
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Jan 24, 2018
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Carthage MO
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@joeymt33 how was Rush ?

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100Acre

100Acre

Samsquinch the Terrible Magic Bean Manipulator
Lifetime Member
Club Contributor
Apr 25, 2017
17,680
106,023
113
Idaho
Ownership

  1. 1000-5
Poseidon's kiss. I just learned about that. Didn't know it had a name. Cops, they got names for everything. Ain't never experienced that on a bucket.
 
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100Acre

100Acre

Samsquinch the Terrible Magic Bean Manipulator
Lifetime Member
Club Contributor
Apr 25, 2017
17,680
106,023
113
Idaho
Ownership

  1. 1000-5
Huh? Cruise is set to 84
I know your father smells like elderberries but try to find some syrup. It's a great natural upper respiratory preventative and can be found in health food stores or Wholefoods. I can't imagine germs at Disney....
 
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popeye

popeye

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Sep 15, 2016
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113
kapowsin, Wa
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  1. 1000-5
Damn I wish these things came with better beer holders. Well cheers anyways!
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Glad your giving them a shake down, not gonna end up bringing the Honda, it is metal to metal on the rear pads, and it’s all shined up to sell. Plus purple looks good on ya


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