I will drink to that!
Some people don't like my jokes but I am going to tell one anyway!
"Brewery Owner" - Mrs. O'Leary I regret to inform you that your husband has fallen into a vat of Guinness and drown.
"Mrs. O'Leary" - Oh no.... did he go quickly?
"Brewery Owner" - Well... not really, he climbed out twice to have a pee!