2025 Takeover Group Rides

[Backwoods]

When it's the, "It gets easier from here ride" it's 2AM in the rain / fog with 10 ft of visibility

Truth

 

[Admin]

 

[Backwoods]

Anyone who hasn’t rode with TripleB beware. If interested I will tell the disturbing story of my first encounter with him.

 

[JenElio]

Anyone who hasn’t rode with TripleB beware. If interested I will tell the disturbing story of my first encounter with him.

Show them on your Yamaha where you got butt hurt..........

 

[Backwoods]

Show them on your Yamaha where you got butt hurt..........

When I’m off work I’ll post the true story this evening. I can’t do it now cause it upsets me and will take a few minutes to tell it.

 

[JenElio]

When I’m off work I’ll post the true story this evening. I can’t do it now cause it upsets me and will take a few minutes to tell it.

Sounds like you still need one of them doughnut pillows to sit on while you type.........

 

[Smitty335]

Sounds like you still need one of them doughnut pillows to sit on while you type.........

And the worlds smallest violin orchestra for mood music.

 

[Backwoods]

Sounds like you still need one of them doughnut pillows to sit on while you type.........

I’ve not been violated but is that what you use ?

 

[Backwoods]

My first TripleB Ride. I hope I get through this.
It was Friday morning Take Over weekend, we met at 8:30 at the Mexican restaurant since it was close for him when he finished his night shift at Adult World. The group got there early and we were shaking off the cobwebs from the day before, looking forward to another good ride. Little did we know the hell we were to experience hours later. About 8:30 TripleB shows up and says wait here, I’ll be back. 20 minutes later he gets back from the liquor store with so much Bud Light the lid won’t close.( that’s phucked up I thought) but didn’t say nothing. Anyway we left, saw some great sites, stopping for lunch about 11:30. After about an hour we struck out again but me and some others noticed the trail was not on our maps, but weren’t too worried since we had a local guide. Right at dusk he stopped in a clearing and we were standing around bs’ing when he says ok boys we are gonna play a game. We all said no we’re ready to head back. He said I’ve took all your keys and we ain’t leaving till we play a game. We all wanted to leave so we said ok which one ? He said it’s called smash or pass lean over. We were starting to worry but wanted to leave so everyone reluctantly agreed. Except Scoop, he seems kinda happy. Anyway he came over to me first slapped my ass and said smash. I figured as much cause I’m fine as phuck. By the time he finished there were several passes but he quickly chugged his 39th Bud Light down and wanted to check again. This time everyone was a smash. I said ok now let’s leave we don’t know how to get back. By this time he had shirt off and what appeared to be a small hard on. TripleB said one more thing, somebody’s gotta put out first. There were no women on this trip. Luckily Scoop spoke up, I’ll take one for the team. All I’m gonna say is it sounded like 2 feral pigs fighting over a corn pile. I guess they had a good time & scoops fake leg is somewhere in the bushes still . He couldn’t find it when they were done. He’s a good dude but use extreme caution or lube, whichever works for you

 

[TripleB]

My first TripleB Ride. I hope I get through this.
It was Friday morning Take Over weekend, we met at 8:30 at the Mexican restaurant since it was close for him when he finished his night shift at Adult World. The group got there early and we were shaking off the cobwebs from the day before, looking forward to another good ride. Little did we know the hell we were to experience hours later. About 8:30 TripleB shows up and says wait here, I’ll be back. 20 minutes later he gets back from the liquor store with so much Bud Light the lid won’t close.( that’s phucked up I thought) but didn’t say nothing. Anyway we left, saw some great sites, stopping for lunch about 11:30. After about an hour we struck out again but me and some others noticed the trail was not on our maps, but weren’t too worried since we had a local guide. Right at dusk he stopped in a clearing and we were standing around bs’ing when he says ok boys we are gonna play a game. We all said no we’re ready to head back. He said I’ve took all your keys and we ain’t leaving till we play a game. We all wanted to leave so we said ok which one ? He said it’s called smash or pass lean over. We were starting to worry but wanted to leave so everyone reluctantly agreed. Except Scoop, he seems kinda happy. Anyway he came over to me first slapped my ass and said smash. I figured as much cause I’m fine as phuck. By the time he finished there were several passes but he quickly chugged his 39th Bud Light down and wanted to check again. This time everyone was a smash. I said ok now let’s leave we don’t know how to get back. By this time he had shirt off and what appeared to be a small hard on. TripleB said one more thing, somebody’s gotta put out first. There were no women on this trip. Luckily Scoop spoke up, I’ll take one for the team. All I’m gonna say is it sounded like 2 feral pigs fighting over a corn pile. I guess they had a good time & scoops fake leg is somewhere in the bushes still . He couldn’t find it when they were done. He’s a good dude but use extreme caution or lube, whichever works for you

@Scoop is a team player for sure. You know that was your favorite East Tennessee ride ever.

 

[The Green Goat]

I'm frickin crying over here.

 

[GovtMule]

Chat GPT is a dangerous thing.

 

[Scoop]

@Scoop is a team player for sure. You know that was your favorite East Tennessee ride ever.

It was a memorable ride. I think.

 

[906UP]

I'll do one on Sat if anyone wants to join, leave the Rexton store by 10am, out thru the abandoned airport, stop at Black River Falls then take the high ridge around the backside of the falls, North thru the Cranberry bog then over to the DNR dam/trout pond. Probably finish up with a trip out by the old quarry & cabin in the woods. Should be back before dark as long as I don't get too drunk!

 

[TripleB]

I'll do one on Sat if anyone wants to join, leave the Rexton store by 10am, out thru the abandoned airport, stop at Black River Falls then take the high ridge around the backside of the falls, North thru the Cranberry bog then over to the DNR dam/trout pond. Probably finish up with a trip out by the old quarry & cabin in the woods. Should be back before dark as long as I don't get too drunk!

So 6am?

 

[Hometeam]

My first TripleB Ride. I hope I get through this.
It was Friday morning Take Over weekend, we met at 8:30 at the Mexican restaurant since it was close for him when he finished his night shift at Adult World. The group got there early and we were shaking off the cobwebs from the day before, looking forward to another good ride. Little did we know the hell we were to experience hours later. About 8:30 TripleB shows up and says wait here, I’ll be back. 20 minutes later he gets back from the liquor store with so much Bud Light the lid won’t close.( that’s phucked up I thought) but didn’t say nothing. Anyway we left, saw some great sites, stopping for lunch about 11:30. After about an hour we struck out again but me and some others noticed the trail was not on our maps, but weren’t too worried since we had a local guide. Right at dusk he stopped in a clearing and we were standing around bs’ing when he says ok boys we are gonna play a game. We all said no we’re ready to head back. He said I’ve took all your keys and we ain’t leaving till we play a game. We all wanted to leave so we said ok which one ? He said it’s called smash or pass lean over. We were starting to worry but wanted to leave so everyone reluctantly agreed. Except Scoop, he seems kinda happy. Anyway he came over to me first slapped my ass and said smash. I figured as much cause I’m fine as phuck. By the time he finished there were several passes but he quickly chugged his 39th Bud Light down and wanted to check again. This time everyone was a smash. I said ok now let’s leave we don’t know how to get back. By this time he had shirt off and what appeared to be a small hard on. TripleB said one more thing, somebody’s gotta put out first. There were no women on this trip. Luckily Scoop spoke up, I’ll take one for the team. All I’m gonna say is it sounded like 2 feral pigs fighting over a corn pile. I guess they had a good time & scoops fake leg is somewhere in the bushes still . He couldn’t find it when they were done. He’s a good dude but use extreme caution or lube, whichever works for you

Best campfire story ever…….and I believe every single word of it!! Classic!!!

 

[Jason W]

I'm so excited

 

[Backwoods]

I'm so excited my butt is getting moist.

I bet

 

[TripleB]

I bet

He just can't hide it

 

[Todd627]

My first TripleB Ride. I hope I get through this.
It was Friday morning Take Over weekend, we met at 8:30 at the Mexican restaurant since it was close for him when he finished his night shift at Adult World. The group got there early and we were shaking off the cobwebs from the day before, looking forward to another good ride. Little did we know the hell we were to experience hours later. About 8:30 TripleB shows up and says wait here, I’ll be back. 20 minutes later he gets back from the liquor store with so much Bud Light the lid won’t close.( that’s phucked up I thought) but didn’t say nothing. Anyway we left, saw some great sites, stopping for lunch about 11:30. After about an hour we struck out again but me and some others noticed the trail was not on our maps, but weren’t too worried since we had a local guide. Right at dusk he stopped in a clearing and we were standing around bs’ing when he says ok boys we are gonna play a game. We all said no we’re ready to head back. He said I’ve took all your keys and we ain’t leaving till we play a game. We all wanted to leave so we said ok which one ? He said it’s called smash or pass lean over. We were starting to worry but wanted to leave so everyone reluctantly agreed. Except Scoop, he seems kinda happy. Anyway he came over to me first slapped my ass and said smash. I figured as much cause I’m fine as phuck. By the time he finished there were several passes but he quickly chugged his 39th Bud Light down and wanted to check again. This time everyone was a smash. I said ok now let’s leave we don’t know how to get back. By this time he had shirt off and what appeared to be a small hard on. TripleB said one more thing, somebody’s gotta put out first. There were no women on this trip. Luckily Scoop spoke up, I’ll take one for the team. All I’m gonna say is it sounded like 2 feral pigs fighting over a corn pile. I guess they had a good time & scoops fake leg is somewhere in the bushes still . He couldn’t find it when they were done. He’s a good dude but use extreme caution or lube, whichever works for you

I was expecting Brother @trigger to save y’all (except Massengil & Adult World Jesus) by everyone riding back to camp on his gold nerf bars.

 

[Firecaptain]

Summary of rides so far. I'll add details as available.

@JACKAL
Will guide wherever requested Friday and Saturday.

@TripleB Rides
MONDAY - Ride to Parollees at prison for lunch. Leave from TripleB’s at 8:00
TUESDAY - Tackett creek. Slate rock, Pigeons Roost, yellow brick road, Chumley cabin, McLean Overlook, sand cave and out Childers gap. Leave from TripleB’s at 9am
WEDNESDAY - ????
THURSDAY - Primroy arch, triple arch cave, jellico Overlook, Tackett town, unnamed rock formation, and back to 141. Leave from TripleB’s at 9:00am
FRIDAY - ???
SATURDAY - Sundquist (RRB) Trails and Event

TBA - TripleB’s New River Ride – Titty Falls, Dam, and back
TBA - TripleB's Hard Ride - Tackett


@Vondy Ride
FRIDAY -Tackett Pigeoon Roost,Yellow Brick Road. Similiar to TripleB’s ride. 9:00am from Rock Ridge campground

Thursdays ride, is this a very hard technical ride or something that most can handle?