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[100Acre]

Lol... that’s what happens when you visit Disney.. YOU LOSE YOUR f***ING MIND!

If you had dropped acid man at Disney, you would’ve found your mind again, or at least those parts you forgot how to use and probably could’ve solved Einstein’s theory of relativity as well as created awesome finger paintings with multicolored elephant poop chewing gum, that you would then form into stucco hieroglyphs and Aztec calendars, made to call down the Paladians from their ever distant orbits around the moons of Antares, all while riding on their space Pegusai and listening to some rare Hendrix....man. Yeah man, Disney is a trip. Even better than the Tampa international airport where the Marriott hotel carpet is really, really red and cosmic, or going swimming with alligators......Just don’t do it during mating season...I’d see about 45 gators within a half hour of canoeing on average. Used to catch the little ones and got chased out of a few nests a time or two by big hissing pissed off lizards. I’ve seen quite a few barrel chested monsters in my time. The Gruman canoe was 17’ and some of them were 12-14’ huge freaking dinosaurs. Freaking cool man! Yup, I’m dangerous. Love lizards and reptiles though. In my formative youthful years I hunted eastern diamond back and cane break rattlers for food and to make stuff with their skins. Used to get so many, I’d keep their headless bodies curled up in the fridge. Lost a college dorm roommate that way. Good eating too. Not the roommate mind you.....Ever kill a poisonous snake with a bicycle tire? Poor ass students gotta eat you know and I ain’t eating no roommate...Osceola National Forest being across the street from the college was advantageous to snake hunting. I was a Forestry major, hunting hippy among the rednecks....Now my brother thinks I’m a redneck who hates hippies. That’s partly true. Does this story ever end?

 

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[Russ989]

PS.. f*** Disney!!

Baby girl started running a 104+ fever yesterday (day 2). So that’s been a joy! She’s been a trooper but gosh damn it’s been such a hassle! I’m going to have to forget about this cluster f*** before I would ever consider coming back here again! Learned several key things to take into consideration though if we do it again. Happiest place on f***ing earth they say... ugggh! It ain’t know s*** when people say they need a vacation after their Disney vacation! Waaay too many people for my liking and all these damn foreigners are about half rude! The mouse is constantly trying to f*** you! And NEVER try to visit multiple parks per day! I feel like we’ve done more running around than enjoying the place. I’ve been WAY THE f*** OVER STIMULATED the last few days! Not my style! But baby girl got to meet Elsa and ride the Frozen ride.
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You’re enduring it all for your girls, it doesn’t get any better than that. Good Man, they will remember that forever.

 

[Russ989]

f***ing Disney world.. 13 hour drive home tomorrow, unless we swing by the beach for a day or two. We’ll see... nothing like a family trip with a hormonal pregnant wife to add tension between us! So I dunno... what we’re doing.

You could have said no, I’m not feeling sorry for you....was that 3.37 minutes worth it?? Lmao

 

[Russ989]

It’s whiskey Wednesday fellers.

 

[Remington]

Ill stop by your camper one morning and have a beer with you while waiting for everyone else to wake up .

Sounds like a plan

 

[Plumber32]

If you had dropped acid man at Disney, you would’ve found your mind again, or at least those parts you forgot how to use and probably could’ve solved Einstein’s theory of relativity as well as created awesome finger paintings with multicolored elephant poop chewing gum, that you would then form into stucco hieroglyphs and Aztec calendars, made to call down the Paladians from their ever distant orbits around the moons of Antares, all while riding on their space Pegusai and listening to some rare Hendrix....man. Yeah man, Disney is a trip. Even better than the Tampa international airport where the Marriott hotel carpet is really, really red and cosmic, or going swimming with alligators......Just don’t do it during mating season...I’d see about 45 gators within a half hour of canoeing on average. Used to catch the little ones and got chased out of a few nests a time or two by big hissing pissed off lizards. I’ve seen quite a few barrel chested monsters in my time. The Gruman canoe was 17’ and some of them were 12-14’ huge freaking dinosaurs. Freaking cool man! Yup, I’m dangerous. Love lizards and reptiles though. In my formative youthful years I hunted eastern diamond back and cane break rattlers for food and to make stuff with their skins. Used to get so many, I’d keep their headless bodies curled up in the fridge. Lost a college dorm roommate that way. Good eating too. Not the roommate mind you.....Ever kill a poisonous snake with a bicycle tire? Poor ass students gotta eat you know and I ain’t eating no roommate...Osceola National Forest being across the street from the college was advantageous to snake hunting. I was a Forestry major, hunting hippy among the rednecks....Now my brother thinks I’m a redneck who hates hippies. That’s partly true. Does this story ever end?

Its great toilet reading material!

 

[Tigermark]

f***ing Disney world.. 13 hour drive home tomorrow, unless we swing by the beach for a day or two. We’ll see... nothing like a family trip with a hormonal pregnant wife to add tension between us! So I dunno... what we’re doing.

If your smart, you’ll do whatever the wife says you’re doing!

 

[CumminsPusher]

You’re enduring it all for your girls, it doesn’t get any better than that. Good Man, they will remember that forever.

I agree @JTW. It’s a cool thing doing that especially for girls that age. They will remember it forever. Ive heard many stories about Disney parks,I never had enough patience for that kinda thing and realized early on it would be a s*** show for my family probably because of me. You’re a better man then I for even attempting it. If they had fun that’s all that matters.
Question though, was Elsa hot?

 

[TimG]

I agree @JTW. It’s a cool thing doing that especially for girls that age. They will remember it forever. Ive heard many stories about Disney parks,I never had enough patience for that kinda thing and realized early on it would be a s*** show for my family probably because of me. You’re a better man then I for even attempting it. If they had fun that’s all that matters.
Question though, was Elsa hot?

I took my kids to Disney several years ago. The worst part was waiting in line for all the rides ect.. They should sell t shirts that say "I stood in line at Disney Land". We did go to an outdoor show every night that sold cold beer I would sit close to the beer vendor so I wouldn't have to go to far.

 

[Todd627]

If your smart, you’ll do whatever the wife says you’re doing!

Well said Brother!!

 

[Tigermark]

I agree @JTW. It’s a cool thing doing that especially for girls that age. They will remember it forever. Ive heard many stories about Disney parks,I never had enough patience for that kinda thing and realized early on it would be a s*** show for my family probably because of me. You’re a better man then I for even attempting it. If they had fun that’s all that matters.
Question though, was Elsa hot?

Last time we went to Disney Zach was 9, he asks every few months when are we going back to Disney. He will be 20 this year

 

[TimG]

Last time we went to Disney Zach was 9, he asks every few months when are we going back to Disney. He will be 20 this year

It's a cool place if you can deal with the crowds. We stayed at one of their resorts and rode their buses between the different parks. Universal Studios Orlando is very cool too,back then if you stayed in their resort you could show your room key and get escorted to the front of the line. It was well worth it to stay in their resort.

 

[JTW]

If your smart, you’ll do whatever the wife says you’re doing!

Yeah.. I’ve never been one of those guys.

 

[Tigermark]

Yeah.. I’ve never been one of those guys.

Remember,

Your never to old to learn new tricks!

 

[Landman]

It's a cool place if you can deal with the crowds. We stayed at one of their resorts and rode their buses between the different parks. Universal Studios Orlando is very cool too,back then if you stayed in their resort you could show your room key and get escorted to the front of the line. It was well worth it to stay in their resort.

Took my wife and daughter to Universal in Orlando back around 03/04 and it was a blast. We stayed at the Hard Rock but we bought VIP passes for the rides and I think the longest we waited was about 10 minutes on one ride... every other ride was 5 minutes or less. It was so worth it because it was during regular summer crowds and the lines were sooooo f***ing long. During the morning when the heat hadn't built up to much, I almost felt bad walking past all those people to basically cut in line. By 11am, I didn't have any f***s to give about how many people I was cutting in front of!!

 

[CumminsPusher]

I took my kids to Disney several years ago. The worst part was waiting in line for all the rides ect.. They should sell t shirts that say "I stood in line at Disney Land". We did go to an outdoor show every night that sold cold beer I would sit close to the beer vendor so I wouldn't have to go to far.

My Dad is just like me in big crowds. Not good! He took us kids to Disney Land when little and I still remember that. Some was good and fun but I still remember his bum attitude. Looking back I wish I know what I do now because I absolutely respect him for bringing us into something he hated.
He’s never drank, that probably would’ve helped him lol.
Pirates of the Caribbean was my favorite. I was like 7-8 but remember that like it was yesterday

 

[CumminsPusher]

Yeah.. I’ve never been one of those guys.

Except when she holds you down with toys

 

[TimG]

Took my wife and daughter to Universal in Orlando back around 03/04 and it was a blast. We stayed at the Hard Rock but we bought VIP passes for the rides and I think the longest we waited was about 10 minutes on one ride... every other ride was 5 minutes or less. It was so worth it because it was during regular summer crowds and the lines were sooooo f***ing long. During the morning when the heat hadn't built up to much, I almost felt bad walking past all those people to basically cut in line. By 11am, I didn't have any f***s to give about how many people I was cutting in front of!!

LOL ! yes we got a lot dirty looks getting escorted to the front of the line. It was great !
When we stayed at their resort they had boats in a canal that took you back and forth to the park / motel. Pretty cool set up.

 

[TimG]

My Dad is just like me in big crowds. Not good! He took us kids to Disney Land when little and I still remember that. Some was good and fun but I still remember his bum attitude. Looking back I wish I know what I do now because I absolutely respect him for bringing us into something he hated.
He’s never drank, that probably would’ve helped him lol.
Pirates of the Caribbean was my favorite. I was like 7-8 but remember that like it was yesterday

Good times and memories for sure. I think the pain of dealing with sooo many people has finally healed ! LOL ! I've never liked being around crowds either.

 

[sharp]

I took my kids to Disney several years ago. The worst part was waiting in line for all the rides ect.. They should sell t shirts that say "I stood in line at Disney Land". We did go to an outdoor show every night that sold cold beer I would sit close to the beer vendor so I wouldn't have to go to far.

Lol! That is excellent information. Wife wants to take our daughter there when she gets old enough to remember it. She already told me i dont have to go if i dont want to because she knows i will be grouchy. I wont fit in any rides anayway so i guess ill go just to see what its like and find a place to sit with some cold beverages.