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CumminsPusher

CumminsPusher

Just a Honda doing Honda things.
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People always ask me how I do things with one hand. Lots of patience mostly, but I've come across some cool tools that help. This little guy for instance:

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If you've ever tried to Sawzall something with one hand you know how much it sucks. I found this about two years ago and it's a god send. I can actually control the damn thing and put some pressure on it versus a standard reciprocating saw where I just point it in the general direction and hope something happens.
I’ve got the cordless version of that and ya one handed works well. Big fan of Ridgid tools.
 
100Acre

100Acre

Samsquinch the Terrible Magic Bean Manipulator
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BEHOLD!! I MADE THIS..... THING

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I'm going to put Christmas lights on it and stick it in the yard. It was going to be a rack for my fire pit tools until 7-8 beers later. Now it's uh..... That.
Looks like a chastity torture device for male Sasquatch. Don’t ask me how I know this.......
 
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JTW

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People always ask me how I do things with one hand. Lots of patience mostly, but I've come across some cool tools that help. This little guy for instance:

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If you've ever tried to Sawzall something with one hand you know how much it sucks. I found this about two years ago and it's a god send. I can actually control the damn thing and put some pressure on it versus a standard reciprocating saw where I just point it in the general direction and hope something happens.
I don’t pay much attention... what the f***s wrong with you? My BIL came by the house today and as some of you recall the Rzr crash he had... he’s got one of them hands that look they belong on a retarded gimp midget now. All claw like and fubar. But he’s going back to the dr Thursday and they’ll evaluate how they’re going to go about the next surgery. It’s “healed” now, but very little movement in the 4 fingers.
 
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100Acre

100Acre

Samsquinch the Terrible Magic Bean Manipulator
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I don’t pay much attention... what the f***s wrong with you? My BIL came by the house today and as some of you recall the Rzr crash he had... he’s got one of them hands that look they belong on a retarded gimp midget now. All claw like and fubar. But he’s going back to the dr Thursday and they’ll evaluate how they’re going to go about the next surgery. It’s “healed” now, but very little movement in the 4 fingers.
I guess he’s learning how to use his other hand....for uh, things...:eek:
 
Adam490

Adam490

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I’ve got the cordless version of that and ya one handed works well. Big fan of Ridgid tools.
Got that one too but the corded one works better
I don’t pay much attention... what the f***s wrong with you? My BIL came by the house today and as some of you recall the Rzr crash he had... he’s got one of them hands that look they belong on a retarded gimp midget now. All claw like and fubar. But he’s going back to the dr Thursday and they’ll evaluate how they’re going to go about the next surgery. It’s “healed” now, but very little movement in the 4 fingers.
Sucks for him, but surgical procedures and technology have come a long way in 30 years. Unfortunately, we have a lot of amputees and trauma survivors from the war to thank for the rapid advance in that field. As for me, I was involved in a biplane accident where I walked out on the wings to hold a banner that said "@JTW is an insensitive prick" and caught some turbulence one day; arm went into the prop and killed everyone else involved. I floated down using my bloody JTW Prick banner as a parachute to live another day. It took me a few years but I tracked you here, still being an asshole.

For real though, I was in a car accident when I was 5 and lost my left arm.
 
100Acre

100Acre

Samsquinch the Terrible Magic Bean Manipulator
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Got that one too but the corded one works better

Sucks for him, but surgical procedures and technology have come a long way in 30 years. Unfortunately, we have a lot of amputees and trauma survivors from the war to thank for the rapid advance in that field. As for me, I was involved in a biplane accident where I walked out on the wings to hold a banner that said "@JTW is an insensitive prick" and caught some turbulence one day; arm went into the prop and killed everyone else involved. I floated down using my bloody JTW Prick banner as a parachute to live another day. It took me a few years but I tracked you here, still being an asshole.

For real though, I was in a car accident when I was 5 and lost my left arm.
Better than like faces of death and loosing it to an alligator. Glad you’re alive and glad you’re here.
 
Adam490

Adam490

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Cheers my dudes. Enjoying a refreshing beverage or 13 while I watch some On Any Sunday

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100Acre

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Adam490

Adam490

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Cheers y’all

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Going riding tomorrow. Just an easy family ride but that’s the best for family memories b

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Swing by and pick me up! Enjoy it, those are the best times

I'm headed to my in-laws family reunion tomorrow... Bringing my Rubicon so I can hopefully ride off and escape for a a while since he's got a bunch of 50" trails cut through his property.
 
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JTW

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Got that one too but the corded one works better

Sucks for him, but surgical procedures and technology have come a long way in 30 years. Unfortunately, we have a lot of amputees and trauma survivors from the war to thank for the rapid advance in that field. As for me, I was involved in a biplane accident where I walked out on the wings to hold a banner that said "@JTW is an insensitive prick" and caught some turbulence one day; arm went into the prop and killed everyone else involved. I floated down using my bloody JTW Prick banner as a parachute to live another day. It took me a few years but I tracked you here, still being an asshole.

For real though, I was in a car accident when I was 5 and lost my left arm.
Bhahahaha!!! Well played!

That sucks... are we talking like gone at the shoulder? Or do you have one of those erotic long nub things? I went to school with a guy that had a nub thing, but below the elbow, so he could hook things. Pretty sure that’s how he ended up marrying his high school sweet heart.
 
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I sat next to a kid in junior high that had a nub for a hand. Felt sorry for him but he was a brainiac, figured he would go on to be a doctor or lawyer or something. His one good arm was wicked though and he pitched for the high school baseball team and became pretty successful...his name was Jim Abbott!

 
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Got that one too but the corded one works better

Sucks for him, but surgical procedures and technology have come a long way in 30 years. Unfortunately, we have a lot of amputees and trauma survivors from the war to thank for the rapid advance in that field. As for me, I was involved in a biplane accident where I walked out on the wings to hold a banner that said "@JTW is an insensitive prick" and caught some turbulence one day; arm went into the prop and killed everyone else involved. I floated down using my bloody JTW Prick banner as a parachute to live another day. It took me a few years but I tracked you here, still being an asshole.

For real though, I was in a car accident when I was 5 and lost my left arm.
s***...LOL, you had me going there.
I was like, man...this guy should have a movie deal or something...
 
Adam490

Adam490

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I sat next to a kid in junior high that had a nub for a hand. Felt sorry for him but he was a brainiac, figured he would go on to be a doctor or lawyer or something. His one good arm was wicked though and he pitched for the high school baseball team and became pretty successful...his name was Jim Abbott!

Yep I had a few autographed cards from him
 
Adam490

Adam490

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Bhahahaha!!! Well played!

That sucks... are we talking like gone at the shoulder? Or do you have one of those erotic long nub things? I went to school with a guy that had a nub thing, but below the elbow, so he could hook things. Pretty sure that’s how he ended up marrying his high school sweet heart.
Above the elbow
 
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