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Bought a new rig today. 2019 2500HD Midnight Edition. 6.0 gasser.

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TitanTom

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Good morning, gents. I am just now discovering this little group of yours, and it seems like a nice place for drunken musings and what not.

So, without further ado, I'd like to respectfully propose myself for your consideration as a new member here. As far as being a Honda Addict, I currently own 3, my PK1000-5 De-Luxe and a pair of Rubicons. My 1st two motorcycles were both Hondas I purchased new way back in high school, a 1975 CB125S and a 1976 CB360T.

I can't truly claim being an alcoholic, much less high functioning, but perhaps I may just be in denial. I do enjoy drinking, a lot, and am confident that I can hang at least until I fall down.

I'll just sit here quietly in the corner until your deliberations are conducted and your friggen President, Potentate, or Poobah makes their binding decision.
 
CumminsPusher

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Good morning, gents. I am just now discovering this little group of yours, and it seems like a nice place for drunken musings and what not.

So, without further ado, I'd like to respectfully propose myself for your consideration as a new member here. As far as being a Honda Addict, I currently own 3, my PK1000-5 De-Luxe and a pair of Rubicons. My 1st two motorcycles were both Hondas I purchased new way back in high school, a 1975 CB125S and a 1976 CB360T.

I can't truly claim being an alcoholic, much less high functioning, but perhaps I may just be in denial. I do enjoy drinking, a lot, and am confident that I can hang at least until I fall down.

I'll just sit here quietly in the corner until your deliberations are conducted and your friggen President, Potentate, or Poobah makes their binding decision.
Lol. Welcome @TitanTom you sound like good people right there.
 
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JTW

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Good morning, gents. I am just now discovering this little group of yours, and it seems like a nice place for drunken musings and what not.

So, without further ado, I'd like to respectfully propose myself for your consideration as a new member here. As far as being a Honda Addict, I currently own 3, my PK1000-5 De-Luxe and a pair of Rubicons. My 1st two motorcycles were both Hondas I purchased new way back in high school, a 1975 CB125S and a 1976 CB360T.

I can't truly claim being an alcoholic, much less high functioning, but perhaps I may just be in denial. I do enjoy drinking, a lot, and am confident that I can hang at least until I fall down.

I'll just sit here quietly in the corner until your deliberations are conducted and your friggen President, Potentate, or Poobah makes their binding decision.
Last test... can you suck a dick?
 
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JTW

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Which one's yours...LOL?
You ready for the Breaonna Taylor verdict back in KY? Heard Louisville already declared at state of emergency.
pffft... I wouldn’t have any of those pieces of s***. Lol..

Bunch of dumbasses... I think it’s funny all those folks that voted for ole Andy are getting exactly what they deserve! And Fisher should be shot!! They’re all playing by the DNC’s direction! I truly don’t understand why they try to make martyrs out of criminals. I mean why choose the people they do?
 
TitanTom

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Last test... can you suck a dick?

Is that a requirement to join the H.F.A.W.H.A.? Perhaps I should have read the group's by-laws with a bit more scrutiny. Sounds like a strange skill set to be needed to join a bunch of Dedicated Drunkard Honda Riders, and lacking the requested desire, ability and experience, I might be disqualified from membership.

Lemme get some data first...is the dick sucking that you speak of the 'under duress' flavor of dick sucking, like the first night in prison, "Hey husband, why donchoo come on down here and suck yo wife's dick" type situation, or do you seek in new applicants a heart-felt, gotta-get-my-choppers-around-any-ole-pecker-on-a-Saturday-night full-blown (pardon the pun) dick-addicted Liberace level full-blown (damn I did it again) Homo from the Planet Fagatron purely recreational kind of dick sucking?

I guess it's all rather academic in any case, 'cause dick sucking simply isn't my little cup of tea. Now the earnest desire to GET it sucked, by an attractive female, THAT'S something that you should consider adding to your requisite list, as I think that you'd probably get more applicants, and of a higher caliber, at least in most parts of the country.

I just thought of something...it is impossible to tell from your avatar or previous posts of yours (that I have always enjoyed reading, btw) if you are male or female. If you are in fact female, I do have a question for you...do you suck dicks?

I would really appreciate it, JTW, if you could kindly intercede on my behalf with the H.F.A.W.H.A. Representative of Dick Sucking Requirements and gently suggest that I may be of service to the group overall on all matters that do not involve dick sucking.

Respectfully,
Titan Tom, non-dick sucker
 
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100Acre

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Bloviation. I learned that here. Ain’t no taint, ceptin being a hers and not a Jim’s nor a he, Xhe, them, they, it and all the other transmanipulation of the English genderations including peanut butter which is how I identify as being a gnome. Ain’t gonna give no bloviation to no dudes, especially if’s yer name being associated with the likes of the mont crisco ball rubbin Buffoon treason all wrapped up in their ill informed flamboyances and s***....
 
Smitty335

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Is that a requirement to join the H.F.A.W.H.A.? Perhaps I should have read the group's by-laws with a bit more scrutiny. Sounds like a strange skill set to be needed to join a bunch of Dedicated Drunkard Honda Riders, and lacking the requested desire, ability and experience, I might be disqualified from membership.

Lemme get some data first...is the dick sucking that you speak of the 'under duress' flavor of dick sucking, like the first night in prison, "Hey husband, why donchoo come on down here and suck yo wife's dick" type situation, or do you seek in new applicants a heart-felt, gotta-get-my-choppers-around-any-ole-pecker-on-a-Saturday-night full-blown (pardon the pun) dick-addicted Liberace level full-blown (damn I did it again) Homo from the Planet Fagatron purely recreational kind of dick sucking?

I guess it's all rather academic in any case, 'cause dick sucking simply isn't my little cup of tea. Now the earnest desire to GET it sucked, by an attractive female, THAT'S something that you should consider adding to your requisite list, as I think that you'd probably get more applicants, and of a higher caliber, at least in most parts of the country.

I just thought of something...it is impossible to tell from your avatar or previous posts of yours (that I have always enjoyed reading, btw) if you are male or female. If you are in fact female, I do have a question for you...do you suck dicks?

I would really appreciate it, JTW, if you could kindly intercede on my behalf with the H.F.A.W.H.A. Representative of Dick Sucking Requirements and gently suggest that I may be of service to the group overall on all matters that do not involve dick sucking.

Respectfully,
Titan Tom, non-dick sucker
No worries, for 25 cents JTW will fulfill your obligation, he likes that kind of stuff and he will let you pay it out! HA!
 
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