P1000m3 Somebody needs to take the spray paint away from me!

[drfubar]

What is wrong with me? I need help. Look ever since I went back to Honda I see red!!! I just painted my snorkel, (again), my shackles had to be powder-coated red and even my shine is, is, ........ OH MY GOD! IT's RED!!!!!! Pretty soon I'll be asking my Wife to dye my hair HONDA RED!.. (No wait, I don't have any hair.)
Is there no cure? I'm asking for help! If I have any friends on this site, ya gotta help me.

 

[joeymt33]

Why stop there? Next mod needs to be red head light bulbs.


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[drfubar]

Why stop there? Next mod needs to be red head light bulbs.


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Really? Where would I get those? NO WAIT!!!!! You're supposed to be helping

 

[joeymt33]

How about some red tint to apply to the outside? That would be cheap and easily removed after you get committed.

 

[drfubar]

How about some red tint to apply to the outside? That would be cheap and easily removed after you get committed.

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What part of I need help didn't you get?

 

[joeymt33]

What part of I need help didn't you get?

Sorry for the pitiful attempt. I'll try harder.....

How about red tires for your street tires? They will do red burn outs!

 

[drfubar]

Didn't anyone read my pleas for help above? @joeymt33 tried to egg it on. @Delton never even commented. Now look what has happened.

 

[Hondasxs]

Wooh.. You f'ed up now. No way you trimmed it up that good.

 

[Tigermark]

Didn't anyone read my pleas for help above? @joeymt33 tried to egg it on. @Delton never even commented. Now look what has happened.
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Did you order the red Rock lights?

 

[drfubar]

Wooh.. You f'ed up now. No way you trimmed it up that good.

Really? I'm not just another pretty face! It took me two hours to tape it and 15 minutes to paint it.

 

[drfubar]

Did you order the red Rock lights?

What's a red rock light?

 

[drfubar]

Did you order the red Rock lights?

Oh, I see what they are... HELL NO! I'm not that far gone.

 

[Hondasxs]

LOL...
great job, it looks god.

the steering wheel is next.

 

[drfubar]

LOL...
great job, it looks god.

the steering wheel is next.

Nope, but I been eyeing those black stock wheels

 

[Tigermark]

Don't worry, I'll get with CP and Delton and get you some for Christmas.

 

[drfubar]

Don't worry, I'll get with CP and Delton and get you some for Christmas.

I blame all this @joeymt33 and @Delton. They got me interested in riding every week and now they just sit at home and drink beer. I have to fill my days with something so I start painting things, cut trees down and buy stuff for the SxS. My Wife's not thrilled with the last one.

 

[drfubar]

Don't worry, I'll get with CP and Delton and get you some for Christmas.

Ah, have you seen any of my videos? Do I look like the type that would put lights under my truck or SXS mang?

 

[Tigermark]

I try and get Joey to pitch in for red whip lights.

 

[Tigermark]

Then you can ride through the woods glowing like my RZR bud .

 

[drfubar]

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Then you can ride through the woods glowing like my RZR bud .

Just kill me now!