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The Department of the Army issued orders today to COL S. Claus, recalling him to active duty, with a report date of 24 December, 2019. A National Guard Soldier with 1,743 years of service, this Special Forces Operator specializes in high-angle infiltration and exfiltration, and speaks all 6,500 world languages. As an Alaskan National Guard Soldier he is also Mountain Warfare, Extreme Cold Weather, Air Assault, Airborne, and Army Aviator Qualified.
Also recalled to Active Duty were MAJ Dasher, MSG Dancer, SFC Prancer, CPT Vixen, 1LT Comet, MSG Cupid, SSG Donner, and SSG Blitzen, all individual mobilization augmentees from various Northern states. SGT Rudolph is also authorized to report for duty; however he must first complete DoD Travel Card 101, SSD 2, Rappel Master, and Primary Weapon Qualification, which he's failed three times.
Although the above Soldiers are on orders for only 24 hours, they have filed a Defense Travel System Authorization for 24,901 miles at $0.58/mile, using a Personally Owned Vehicle. Suitable Government transportation was unavailable. Per Diem is authorized but limited to milk, cookies, and carrots.
As a Special Operations unit, a high degree of uniform autonomy is authorized, though dictated by COL S. Claus.
Operations will continue for twenty four hours only, and while dictated by COL Claus, will be monitored by US Army Northern Command at NORAD.
Go Guard and Happy Holidays!!!
P.S. - Let's ALL remember the men and women of our great Armed Forces, as they serve in far away lands during this Holiday.
