I want one.
They are street registered un like a pit bike.
When the neighbors call the cops a lot of issues are not issues (the beverage ballanced between your knees still might be an issue).
Its new technology that will give years of trouble free service.
Ride it around the campground.
Show up at the pit bike races the guys at work organize - just to cruse around, way too old for that s***.
Haul it to my wifes beach vacation to put around on.
There is a couple at my church that have a set of Groms they ride to church when the weather is nice.
It's just a good way to get out and have some fun without having to restrain a hundred plus horse power (or is it my ego that needs restraining) .