P500 Barbie Dolls for Men

[Idahotruckman]

When I mentally was adding up all the accessories and money I have put into my little '20 P500 so far, I experienced a momentary sense of deja vu when my daughters were little girls and played with their Barbie Dolls. They constantly clamored and begged for more accessories. Everytime they received any money it would go to clothes, accessories, etc. for their dolls.
It occurred to me that I am the same way with the P500. When I bought it, I thought I would only put on a winch and a top. Then came the wheel center caps, new 26" Bighorn 2.0 radial tires, rack to hold firewood, roll bar bag to put sunglasses in, interior light, and a half windshield. I just received my front WE shocks for the front, and am contemplating installing wheel spacers.
Then I read this forum and see the pictures of all your beautiful rigs and the accessories you have installed and I say "Holy Crap" - us grown men all have Barbie Dolls!!

 

[Admin]

 

[100Acre]

IT’s a being the bling...argyle matey ye needs not be having nuf of no treasure to boast like a blarney pirate flinging beads fer titties. Oooo yes ye needs to see how vaporous thine wallet shall be fleeced upon the brethren’s altar of expendatures. Just mind ye be not buying the wrong cannon mounts...

 

[Idahotruckman]

IT’s a being the bling...argyle matey ye needs not be having nuf of no treasure to boast like a blarney pirate flinging beads fer titties. Oooo yes ye needs to see how vaporous thine wallet shall be fleeced upon the brethren’s altar of expendatures. Just mind ye be not buying the wrong cannon mounts...

That is so funny! I really needed that laugh --- me bucko!

 

[trigger]

My P5...

...metaphorically speaking.

 

[hallic]

Yeah but... these arent "optional" accessories.. its just that I got an un-finished P5, and have to get the rest of the parts to put it together...


right?!?!

 

[trigger]

Lol, yeah I know mine was incomplete from the factory.

 

[pappyo]

Is your jest Barbie Doll = SxS
Hat = Roof
Glasses = windshield ( sun glasses adds TINT)
Shawl = Rear panel
Sweater = Doors
Shorts or Skirt = Fender Flair's
Chest = Ft. Bumper & Led's
8utt = Rear Bumper
Undies = Skids
Socks = A-Arn Guards
Sneakers = Tires & Wheels
Hot & Ready = Heater
Bun warmer = Heated Bucket Seats
------- = Open Exhaust
------- =Torq-Locker
------- = EPS
------- = 2nd. Battery
-- --- = 2in. Receiver Ft & Rear

 

[25yrds]

When I mentally was adding up all the accessories and money I have put into my little '20 P500 so far, I experienced a momentary sense of deja vu when my daughters were little girls and played with their Barbie Dolls. They constantly clamored and begged for more accessories. Everytime they received any money it would go to clothes, accessories, etc. for their dolls.
It occurred to me that I am the same way with the P500. When I bought it, I thought I would only put on a winch and a top. Then came the wheel center caps, new 26" Bighorn 2.0 radial tires, rack to hold firewood, roll bar bag to put sunglasses in, interior light, and a half windshield. I just received my front WE shocks for the front, and am contemplating installing wheel spacers.
Then I read this forum and see the pictures of all your beautiful rigs and the accessories you have installed and I say "Holy Crap" - us grown men all have Barbie Dolls!!

This may be the most wrong, and at the same time, most right thing that I've read. Just when you think you've got it just the way you want it, there's there's just one more thing that will, finally, make it perfect. And so it goes. Gotta give Honda a huge thumbs up. The marketing on the P500 and, especially accessories, is second to none.

 

[Russ989]

Well don’t buy a 1000, everything is three times more expensive on those.

 

[trigger]

Undies = Skids

Now that's funny!

 

[wvupsc]

Thanks...now the Amazon adds below are all Barbie Dolls.

 

[Idahotruckman]

Thanks...now the Amazon adds below are all Barbie Dolls.

I noticed that. So sorry!

 

[Hondasxs]

Same here.

 

[Idahotruckman]

Sorry fella's. No more mentioning the "B" word.

 

[trigger]

That must be for new members bc I don't see any ads. Doesn't cost much for membership and opens other doors.

 

[wvupsc]

Sorry fella's. No more mentioning the "B" word.

I wasn't complaining. I just thought it was funny.

 

[lee]

That must be for new members bc I don't see any ads. Doesn't cost much for membership and opens other doors.

If you look again you will realize you are missing out.
Not your sister's Barbie in the adds @Hondasxs posted, but i suspect clicking on the links JTW sent him over the years are infuencing the algorithm.

 

[trigger]

If you look again you will realize you are missing out.
Not your sister's Barbie in the adds @Hondasxs posted, but i suspect clicking on the links JTW sent him over the years are infuencing the algorithm.

Guess I have to pay more to get those ads?