Choog's mailman overload

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I started this to get things going. I am camping this weekend , so I won't be on the Internet much , but I wanted to get this started. Anybody who doesn't know what this is about , go hear . ....... .we will set a date to do this soon !

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While I'm sure this is gonna be f***ing hilarious... I'm a little worried about what this guy might do 'cause he seems mentally unstable... might literally "go postal"!
 
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Yep he appears to have a few demon loose in that Melon...You handle it quite well.Had he called my wife a b****,He would of had her to deal with.:)
 
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I'm in too. I'm super lucky with all of my delivery drivers. My UPS man has his own gate remote and he checks on my place every day when we are on vacation. The previous driver would walk right past me and get a beer from the fridge if he was out past 5. Even my USPS woman was great when the Amazon train was rolling after I bought the pioneer. She wanted to see what everything was for.

I can send pond rocks with a slight scent of algae for him
 
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I'm in too. I'm super lucky with all of my delivery drivers. My UPS man has his own gate remote and he checks on my place every day when we are on vacation. The previous driver would walk right past me and get a beer from the fridge if he was out past 5. Even my USPS woman was great when the Amazon train was rolling after I bought the pioneer. She wanted to see what everything was for.

I can send pond rocks with a slight scent of algae for him

I have a extra bag of quickrete I’m putting a garbage bag in the box and filling it full of concrete and scrap steel.
 
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Thinking my return address name might be
B!TCH PLEASE

With a ship to name of
CHOOGLIN VID by MAIL CLUB

Assuming CHOOGLIN approves


I have to double check the flat rate boxes. They may still have a weight limit on them regardless of how they were advertised.
 
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Confirmed...flat rate boxes have a 70 pound limit. Even 5 - 10 boxes at 50-70 pounds each arriving in a few short days of each other should make for some good footage.

Flat rate prices
Large box $18.90
Medium box $13.65
Small box $7.20
 
ohanacreek

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Thinking my return address name might be
B!TCH PLEASE

With a ship to name of
CHOOGLIN VID by MAIL CLUB

Assuming CHOOGLIN approves


I have to double check the flat rate boxes. They may still have a weight limit on them regardless of how they were advertised.


I think the names should be more creative and less blatant. I’d rather him be utterly confused as to why these packages weigh 60lbs.
 
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JACKAL

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First time I have ever seen someone publicly post address in Hope's of getting junk mail. I know this will end badly,, but should make for some good video clips.

Best revenge get the best several videos and send the link to postmaster general of the office. Say I don't know what I've done to make him so disgruntled but I have concerns about my safety. Lol
 
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I’m en route to SoCal today for work this week. I wonder what heavy item I can find to throw in a box to get this rolling.
 
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