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You should see what else I can do with no hands!
You should see what else I can do with no hands!
Good advice Donfather!@JTW, just once I'd like to see you post something that doesn't refer to, well, you know.. Just once.. try it. You obviously aren't getting your horn scratched enough so if you want me to talk to your Wife or GF, whatever the case me be.. I'll do it for you. Gawd, just cuff your carrot once in awhile so we don't have to see your sexual innuendos all the damn time!
Listen here ya old snowflake!! Getting all upset and confused over supposed elegant innuendo... you're the dirty old bastard making it into something it's doesn't have to be! It's all preception.. Maybe I can write with my feet like one of those armless midgets? Maybe I can play the violin with my lower mitts? Anyone who points the finger of blame has 3 pointing back at them!! It's the reader that interprets and therefore twits comments into their own twisted reality. All of you dirty old men are really a terrible influence on a nice innocent boy like myself! For as much hell as you give the snowflakes.. you're sure screaming for conformity! ???? Are you a closet lib?@JTW, just once I'd like to see you post something that doesn't refer to, well, you know.. Just once.. try it. You obviously aren't getting your horn scratched enough so if you want me to talk to your Wife or GF, whatever the case me be.. I'll do it for you. Gawd, just cuff your carrot once in awhile so we don't have to see your sexual innuendos all the damn time!
Sounds like the sensitive ravings of a man who last saw a vagina at birth. Have you ever spoken to a woman without giving out your credit card number first?Listen here ya old snowflake!! Getting all upset and confused over supposed elegant innuendo... you're the dirty old bastard making it into something it's doesn't have to be! It's all preception.. Maybe I can write with my feet like one of those armless midgets? Maybe I can play the violin with my lower mitts? Anyone who points the finger of blame has 3 pointing back at them!! It's the reader that interprets and therefore twits comments into their own twisted reality. All of you dirty old men are really a terrible influence on a nice innocent boy like myself! For as much hell as you give the snowflakes.. you're sure screaming for conformity! ???? Are you a closet lib?
Bhahahaha!!! You mean that thangs not for swiping your card??? Thaaaaaat explains A LOT!!!Sounds like the sensitive ravings of a man who last saw a vagina at birth. Have you ever spoken to a woman without giving out your credit card number first?
No 6 is my favorite.Y'all quit wetting @Jshell3's thread off track! Bunch of perverts!
Jon Jon... the take over means to me...
1 Our first get away since the baby was born
2 Lots of naked shenanigans, and realizing I'm old, fat and out of shape!
3 Peanut butter commas!!
4 Egg hangovers!! Baby has food allergy.. no baby= is splurging
5 Finally getting to get out of our life bubble
6 Finally getting to enjoy all the work I've done on the Honda
7 Getting to see others rides and trying out shocks
8 First camp fire of the year!
9 Getting the wife hooked on the lifestyle change
10 Finally getting to meet some of you old perverted f***ers!
Wow, I didn't know you were just as easy to whine up as @CumminsPusher! Love it, now I got three b****es to mess with. Ah, @Delton is the thirdListen here ya old snowflake!! Getting all upset and confused over supposed elegant innuendo... you're the dirty old bastard making it into something it's doesn't have to be! It's all preception.. Maybe I can write with my feet like one of those armless midgets? Maybe I can play the violin with my lower mitts? Anyone who points the finger of blame has 3 pointing back at them!! It's the reader that interprets and therefore twits comments into their own twisted reality. All of you dirty old men are really a terrible influence on a nice innocent boy like myself! For as much hell as you give the snowflakes.. you're sure screaming for conformity! ???? Are you a closet lib?
DAYYUM! I'm impressed...Sounds like the sensitive ravings of a man who last saw a vagina at birth. Have you ever spoken to a woman without giving out your credit card number first?
Lmao.. you were the one whine'n.. I guess the dementia is taking its toll!Wow, I didn't know you were just as easy to whine up as @CumminsPusher! Love it, now I got three b****es to mess with. Ah, @Delton is the third
That was good stuff!!DAYYUM! I'm impressed...
8 First camp fire of the year!
Yeah. We already know he can't be trusted around BBQ grills...Go easy on #8.
Don't want to over do it and get a reputation or anything.
Lol.. that would be terrible!Go easy on #8.
Don't want to over do it and get a reputation or anything.
I should have structured this post into more of a "David Letterman - like" Top Ten list...
Then, each could post a hilarious reason to be excited about.!
Hey...he learned...Yeah. We already know he can't be trusted around BBQ grills...