2024 All-Inclusive Pioneer Take Over Ride List

[The Green Goat]

Will there be any stops along the route for coloring books and fruit cup snacks?

Asking for our Yamaha friends…

Oh absolutely.

 

[Admin]

 

[Russ989]

Ill volunteer!
It will be all Ass holes and elbows and Jack Danials

Fire up the music and recruit @Bad_bowtie and we’ll put on the revamped entertainment for the evening. I can hear it now….. “Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain”. 😂

 

[ToddACimer]

I'm bi-curious about this ride but if someone back flips while on the ride approximately how many men will you have on site to resuscitate them? Asking for a friend @Plumber32 and @TripleB

Will there be bud light drinking stations for the 5-30 club?

 

[Scoop]

Fire up the music and recruit @Bad_bowtie and we’ll put on the revamped entertainment for the evening. I can hear it now….. “Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain”. 😂

Nope. Only Air Supply and ABBA tunes will be played. All music will be turned off at 9:00 PM to signal the beginning of quiet time.

 

[TittiesAndBeer]

I’ve got 5 gallons of Astro lube and a plunger I’m willing to donate!

 

[Plumber32]

Nope. Only Air Supply and ABBA tunes will be played. All music will be turned off at 9:00 PM to signal the beginning of quiet time.

Aint nothing wrong with that except the 9 p.m.
Love me some Abba!

 

[The Green Goat]

Asking for a country friend..

Will there be a safe space around a campfire to recover from the 2.5 hours of trauma that will be endured? Maybe a therapist to talk thru it with?

Does it have to be smoke-free seating? If we find that there isn't enough windward seating, as your DEI Officer, I will start another fire so that you may enjoy your campfire experience smoke-free.

As for unpacking your trauma of the day, shoulders will be available to cry on should you need it. We're not therapists, and since most of us are men we're not really even good listeners, but we mean well and we will try.

 

[JenElio]

I can't believe nobody has brought this up........🤔 What happens if it rains? Will the event be cancelled or will the color matching clothing staff hand out umbrellas, what will we do for fun then? Can we just please make sure it doesn't rain at all for the event, I'm allergic

 

[The Green Goat]

I'm bi-curious about this ride but if someone back flips while on the ride approximately how many men will you have on site to resuscitate them? Asking for a friend @Plumber32 and @TripleB

Will there be bud light drinking stations for the 5-30 club?

We will have an equal number of men and women because...... Inclusion.

Bud light stations are typically only for the 5-30-120 club (Polaris-centric group). 5 minutes riding, 30 minutes drinking, 2 hours of watching your machine burn into a puddle of goo.

 

[Todd627]

Will the ACV Babes be fully dressed so the gay folks aren't offended?

 

[Jerryg]

Where's my f***ing sandwich......

 

[The Green Goat]

I can't believe nobody has brought this up........🤔 What happens if it rains? Will the event be cancelled or will the color matching clothing staff hand out umbrellas, what will we do for fun then? Can we just please make sure it doesn't rain at all for the event, I'm allergic

I'm trying to source some bubbles big enough to fit a sxs in. I'll keep you in the loop with updates.

 

[Leukic]

f***ing Genius

 

[BrianN]

I identify as a Polaris owner. Will I be included?

 

[Backwoods]

Will there be any stops along the route for coloring books and fruit cup snacks?

Asking for our Yamaha friends…

No but adult world will have a whore house staffed with blow up dolls for us to take our frustrations out. Rumor has it there will be a male doll for cuntry boi and Obamo

 

[Scoop]

I identify as a Polaris owner. Will I be included?

ORV brand dysphoria is a very serious and debilitating mental illness.

 

[The Green Goat]

Where's my f***ing sandwich......

EBT cards will be sent out ahead of time. You will unfortunately have to source your own sammich.

 

[The Green Goat]

ORV brand dysphoria is a very serious and debilitating mental illness.

BUT ONE WE WILL ACCEPT, CODDLE AND REINFORCE IF IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER.

So say we all.

 

[Jerryg]

You will unfortunately have to source your own sammich.

That is unfortunate.

I will add that to the list of complaints that I will make public.

Will you be providing a warm rock for my cat to nap on?

 

[JenElio]

I'm trying to source some bubbles big enough to fit a sxs in. I'll keep you in the loop with updates.

That would be awesome!! This is the kind of service I've come to expect from an event such as this. Top notch Sir 👍 I'll make sure and pass the word around at the country club.