2024 All-Inclusive Pioneer Take Over Ride List

Russ989

Russ989

Land of the free because of the Brave! 🇺🇸
Lifetime Member
Supporting Member
Club Contributor
Dec 18, 2017
22,642
147,257
113
Missouri
Ownership

  1. 1000-5
Ill volunteer!
It will be all Ass holes and elbows and Jack Danials
Fire up the music and recruit @Bad_bowtie and we’ll put on the revamped entertainment for the evening. I can hear it now….. “Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain”. 😂
 
ToddACimer

ToddACimer

Pioneer 1005-2
Lifetime Member
Oct 7, 2016
3,679
15,576
113
Oshkosh, Wi
Ownership

  1. 1000-5
I'm bi-curious about this ride but if someone back flips while on the ride approximately how many men will you have on site to resuscitate them? Asking for a friend @Plumber32 and @TripleB

Will there be bud light drinking stations for the 5-30 club?
 
Scoop

Scoop

Well-Known Member
Lifetime Member
Supporting Member
Sep 7, 2021
5,155
20,387
113
Michigan
Ownership

  1. Other Brand

  2. 1000-5

  3. Talon R LV
Fire up the music and recruit @Bad_bowtie and we’ll put on the revamped entertainment for the evening. I can hear it now….. “Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain”. 😂
Nope. Only Air Supply and ABBA tunes will be played. All music will be turned off at 9:00 PM to signal the beginning of quiet time.
 
The Green Goat

The Green Goat

LGBTQ Compliance Officer -Lotta gays in this place
Lifetime Member
Supporting Member
Sep 7, 2020
2,207
16,332
113
Ohio
Ownership

  1. 520
Asking for a country friend..

Will there be a safe space around a campfire to recover from the 2.5 hours of trauma that will be endured? Maybe a therapist to talk thru it with?
Does it have to be smoke-free seating? If we find that there isn't enough windward seating, as your DEI Officer, I will start another fire so that you may enjoy your campfire experience smoke-free.

As for unpacking your trauma of the day, shoulders will be available to cry on should you need it. We're not therapists, and since most of us are men we're not really even good listeners, but we mean well and we will try.
 
JenElio

JenElio

NTC's NoMo Chupacabra Caliente!!....
Lifetime Member
Oct 31, 2019
73,756
670,088
113
Loxahatchee, florida
Ownership

  1. Other Brand

  2. 1000-5
I can't believe nobody has brought this up........🤔 What happens if it rains? Will the event be cancelled or will the color matching clothing staff hand out umbrellas, what will we do for fun then? Can we just please make sure it doesn't rain at all for the event, I'm allergic
 
The Green Goat

The Green Goat

LGBTQ Compliance Officer -Lotta gays in this place
Lifetime Member
Supporting Member
Sep 7, 2020
2,207
16,332
113
Ohio
Ownership

  1. 520
I'm bi-curious about this ride but if someone back flips while on the ride approximately how many men will you have on site to resuscitate them? Asking for a friend @Plumber32 and @TripleB

Will there be bud light drinking stations for the 5-30 club?
We will have an equal number of men and women because...... Inclusion.

Bud light stations are typically only for the 5-30-120 club (Polaris-centric group). 5 minutes riding, 30 minutes drinking, 2 hours of watching your machine burn into a puddle of goo.
 
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The Green Goat

The Green Goat

LGBTQ Compliance Officer -Lotta gays in this place
Lifetime Member
Supporting Member
Sep 7, 2020
2,207
16,332
113
Ohio
Ownership

  1. 520
I can't believe nobody has brought this up........🤔 What happens if it rains? Will the event be cancelled or will the color matching clothing staff hand out umbrellas, what will we do for fun then? Can we just please make sure it doesn't rain at all for the event, I'm allergic
I'm trying to source some bubbles big enough to fit a sxs in. I'll keep you in the loop with updates.
 
Backwoods

Backwoods

Ambassador of Crocs / Speaker of truth & facts /
Lifetime Member
Mar 2, 2018
35,401
359,116
113
Douglasville ga
Ownership

  1. 700-2
Will there be any stops along the route for coloring books and fruit cup snacks?

Asking for our Yamaha friends…
No but adult world will have a whore house staffed with blow up dolls for us to take our frustrations out. Rumor has it there will be a male doll for cuntry boi and Obamo
 
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JenElio

JenElio

NTC's NoMo Chupacabra Caliente!!....
Lifetime Member
Oct 31, 2019
73,756
670,088
113
Loxahatchee, florida
Ownership

  1. Other Brand

  2. 1000-5
I'm trying to source some bubbles big enough to fit a sxs in. I'll keep you in the loop with updates.
That would be awesome!! This is the kind of service I've come to expect from an event such as this. Top notch Sir 👍 I'll make sure and pass the word around at the country club.
 
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