P500 What did you do to/with your Pioneer 500 today?

MI-Trailblazer

MI-Trailblazer

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Apr 4, 2019
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Parma, MI
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  1. 500
Guess what time it is at my place?

Hayfield 5 30 23



Out checking the dry-ness for if ready to bail.
 
KyGal83

KyGal83

KGB, SNS, Duchess Sheldon, Ms. Daisy, Natasha
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Spent couple hours cleaning the TakeOver Fun off my buggy… it was depressing watching the layers go.
Ready for next year already.
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The Green Goat

The Green Goat

LGBTQ Compliance Officer -Lotta gays in this place
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trigger

trigger

Old Ironsides
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Bay City, Michigan
www.quickshieldutv.com
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So something spooky has been eating away at me lately that I haven't told anyone. I know I can tell you guys though and it won't go any further so here it is... Strange things have been happening since I won those gold nerfs from the hick on the mtn. There's been sightings of a driverless machine that looks just like mine hovering in thin air, riding on roof tops, crashed in the creek, even had the cops show up at my door one night claiming that, according to the registration tag, my machine was spotted fully engulfed in flames chasing down protesters. I joked and said it was probably a Popo, lol, he didn't find that funny at all and wanted to see my machine. I opened the garage door and there it sat looking like it always does and proving it couldn't have been mine.
But then, I recently took it down to TN to ride with some good friends. Before the ride I took the spare off the back to help with the high COG. Odd things started happening after that. The wife didn't feel well riding in it, said her equilibrium was messed up. I just attributed it to the smack to the head I gave her that morning for burning the bacon but then the machine started overheating and puking antifreeze all over. This is going to sound crazy but I got the sense that it was pissed off. I limped it back to the campground and figured I'd deal with it later.
After getting it back home it was a sad sight to see. Filthy, antifreeze all over under the hood and on the skids, dents and dings in the wheels from the rocks and some of the graphics were peeling off. Didn't know where to start really but decided I'd put the spare back on to get it out of the way. After bolting it back on I actually said out loud "there, are you happy now"? I could have sworn I heard a sigh come out of that machine, almost like it was talking to me. For whatever reason I stepped back and said "okay then, show me". Believe it or not and right before my eyes the antifreeze dried up, dirt disappeared like a foggy windshield with the defroster on, curls in the graphics straightened out and I couldn't see the dings in the wheels anymore. It looked like nothing had ever happened.
So with the free time I had I jumped inside, kicked back and turned on the stereo. For some reason the only station I could pick up though was an oldies playing Good Golly Miss Molly. So I cranked that sh!t. 😏
 
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Mudwisel

Mudwisel

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Tampa Bay Florida
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  2. 1000-5
So something spooky has been eating away at me lately that I haven't told anyone. I know I can tell you guys though and it won't go any further so here it is... Strange things have been happening since I won those gold nerfs from the hick on the mtn. There's been sightings of a driverless machine that looks just like mine hovering in thin air, riding on roof tops, crashed in the creek, even had the cops show up at my door one night claiming that, according to the registration tag, my machine was spotted fully engulfed in flames chasing down protesters. I joked and said it was probably a Popo, lol, he didn't find that funny at all and wanted to see my machine. I opened the garage door and there it sat looking like it always does and proving it couldn't have been mine.
But then, I recently took it down to TN to ride with some good friends. Before the ride I took the spare off the back to help with the high COG. Odd things started happening after that. The wife didn't feel well riding in it, said her equilibrium was messed up. I just attributed it to the smack to the head I gave her that morning for burning the bacon but then the machine started overheating and puking antifreeze all over. This is going to sound crazy but I got the sense that it was pissed off. I limped it back to the campground and figured I'd deal with it later.
After getting it back home it was a sad sight to see. Filthy, antifreeze all over under the hood and on the skids, dents and dings in the wheels from the rocks and some of the graphics were peeling off. Didn't know where to start really but decided I'd put the spare back on to get it out of the way. After bolting it back on I actually said out loud "there, are you happy now"? I could have sworn I heard a sigh come out of that machine, almost like it was talking to me. For whatever reason I stepped back and said "okay then, show me". Believe it or not and right before my eyes the antifreeze dried up, dirt disappeared like a foggy windshield with the defroster on, curls in the graphics straightened out and I couldn't see the dings in the wheels anymore. It looked like nothing had ever happened.
So with the free time I had I jumped inside, kicked back and turned on the stereo. For some reason the only station I could pick up though was an oldies playing Good Golly Miss Molly. So I cranked that sh!t. 😏
Doesn't sound strange to me at all
 
Smitty335

Smitty335

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So something spooky has been eating away at me lately that I haven't told anyone. I know I can tell you guys though and it won't go any further so here it is... Strange things have been happening since I won those gold nerfs from the hick on the mtn. There's been sightings of a driverless machine that looks just like mine hovering in thin air, riding on roof tops, crashed in the creek, even had the cops show up at my door one night claiming that, according to the registration tag, my machine was spotted fully engulfed in flames chasing down protesters. I joked and said it was probably a Popo, lol, he didn't find that funny at all and wanted to see my machine. I opened the garage door and there it sat looking like it always does and proving it couldn't have been mine.
But then, I recently took it down to TN to ride with some good friends. Before the ride I took the spare off the back to help with the high COG. Odd things started happening after that. The wife didn't feel well riding in it, said her equilibrium was messed up. I just attributed it to the smack to the head I gave her that morning for burning the bacon but then the machine started overheating and puking antifreeze all over. This is going to sound crazy but I got the sense that it was pissed off. I limped it back to the campground and figured I'd deal with it later.
After getting it back home it was a sad sight to see. Filthy, antifreeze all over under the hood and on the skids, dents and dings in the wheels from the rocks and some of the graphics were peeling off. Didn't know where to start really but decided I'd put the spare back on to get it out of the way. After bolting it back on I actually said out loud "there, are you happy now"? I could have sworn I heard a sigh come out of that machine, almost like it was talking to me. For whatever reason I stepped back and said "okay then, show me". Believe it or not and right before my eyes the antifreeze dried up, dirt disappeared like a foggy windshield with the defroster on, curls in the graphics straightened out and I couldn't see the dings in the wheels anymore. It looked like nothing had ever happened.
So with the free time I had I jumped inside, kicked back and turned on the stereo. For some reason the only station I could pick up though was an oldies playing Good Golly Miss Molly. So I cranked that sh!t. 😏
Has your wife been rolling your cigs?
 
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pappyo

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So something spooky has been eating away at me lately that I haven't told anyone.

BS man, BS . . .
Trigger is getting "Older" must of had a bad day.
Sat in his favorite chair
Took a pain pill had a beer ( went on a Trip & Seen things ) never left the chair.

It is not the Honda that's pissed.
His Boby is telling his Brain ( Stop punishing me ) or I'm going to make you PAY.
 
KyGal83

KyGal83

KGB, SNS, Duchess Sheldon, Ms. Daisy, Natasha
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Trigger is getting "Older" must of had a bad day.
Sat in his favorite chair
Took a pain pill had a beer ( went on a Trip & Seen things ) never left the chair.

It is not the Honda that's pissed.
His Boby is telling his Brain ( Stop punishing me ) or I'm going to make you PAY.
Not true! It really happened.. I witnessed it. 🙂
 
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