Pioneer Ride Of The Century Discussion Thread!!!

[Montecresto]

If your not carrie

If your not carrying illegal drugs why are you so paranoid about police?

Not carrying anything illegal, think I've researched that quite well. Well documented in this thread.

 

[Tigermark]

That's a very cool trail. Notable differences between TAT and PROTC,
TAT is a designated trail followed with the use of elaborate roll charts, GPS/maps refined over its 12 years of existence. No "flying by the seat of your pants".
And, it follows dirt roads, gravel roads, Jeep roads, forest roads, farm roads, dried creek beds, abandoned rail trams, encounters much mud, sand, snow and rocks and sees very little pavement or chance of engaging LEO's.

In 2012 I did the Oklahoma portion of it in my Polaris.

My pants love to fly!

 

[GlockMeister]

My pants love to fly!

Just dont let them fly apart.....

 

[Tigermark]

Just dont let them fly apart.....
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lmao

 

[drfubar]

Just dont let them fly apart.....
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Hey these look like the pants Crusty had on in the picture that @JTW posted!...

 

[drfubar]

Hey these look like the pants Crusty had on in the picture that @JTW posted!...

 

[Tigermark]

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Doc, we need to talk @moparornocar into issuing an executive order for the ride, No Jorts allowed

 

[drfubar]

Doc, we need to talk @moparornocar into issuing an executive order for the ride, No Jorts allowed

Either that or we "pants" the offender and burn the jorts.

 

[Delton]

Doc, we need to talk @moparornocar into issuing an executive order for the ride, No Jorts allowed

But rompers are still okay right? They're Carhartt camouflaged. Very manly.

 

[Delton]

If your not carrie

If your not carrying illegal drugs why are you so paranoid about police?

Wait.....illegal drugs are out too? This trip is quickly losing its appeal. First no jorts and now this development.

 

[GlockMeister]

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[moparornocar]

But rompers are still okay right? They're Carhartt camouflaged. Very manly.

Bahaha! Rompers are allowed, as long as they are below the knee and camo

 

[moparornocar]

Wait.....illegal drugs are out too? This trip is quickly losing its appeal. First no jorts and now this development.

Illegal where though? As long as you have a prescription you're good Dmitri

 

[moparornocar]

Executive order 1.0 shall state:
All items of clothing must fully covered the testicles and starfish. No "jorts", Daisy dukes, coochie cutters, or cheek spreaders will be allowed. Men must have a minimum of 30 days beard growth on their faces, and legs. We have an image to maintain here guys. Hondas reputation is at stake!
Yours truly,
Mopar J Trump

 

[drfubar]

Executive order 1.0 shall state:
All items of clothing must fully covered the testicles and starfish. No "jorts", Daisy dukes, coochie cutters, or cheek spreaders will be allowed. Men must have a minimum of 30 days beard growth on their faces, and legs. We have an image to maintain here guys. Hondas reputation is at stake!
Yours truly,
Mopar J Trump

That's what the patch on my Honda says so it must be true!!!! If your guy doesn't have a beard you have a girlfriend!

 

[drfubar]

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Made me laugh Glock!!

 

[drfubar]

Illegal where though? As long as you have a prescription you're good Dmitri

oh, they don't have a drug for what's wrong with Dimitri!

 

[drfubar]

I'm ashamed of all of ya... Grow up and act your age!.. Oh, wait, We've never been this age before so maybe it's correct!

 

[GlockMeister]

Executive order 1.0 shall state:
All items of clothing must fully covered the testicles and starfish. No "jorts", Daisy dukes, coochie cutters, or cheek spreaders will be allowed. Men must have a minimum of 30 days beard growth on their faces, and legs. We have an image to maintain here guys. Hondas reputation is at stake!
Yours truly,
Mopar J Trump

What???....so youre sayin i cant come now cuz i aint got no beard......psst

 

[moparornocar]

That's what the patch on my Honda says so it must be true!!!! If your guy doesn't have a beard you have a girlfriend!
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I don't have the genetics for a full on duck dynasty beard. I rock my 'tee as best as I can!