P1000 Delton becomes a Mary's Ridge Retard

[Delton]

just a random little drop off hidden under the leaves! awesome job!

You ain't lying there bub! I was maybe 6" to the right of Don's path and out of nowhere I'm reaching for the keys to turn motor off if it rolls lmao. It was actually funny as hell cause of the slow motion lol. Somebody on here told me it'd be slow. Anyways, that beats my experience at RRB as closest to rolling. Let's do it again!!!

 

[Admin]

 

[JTW]

You also have to recite a short poem to be in the club. Say it 3 times going faster each time. Ready? " Ime Sofa King Wee Todd Did"

This made my heart smile!!

 

[Delton]

You called @Delton a retard, y'all must be getting along. That's a upgrade for him.

Don and me are thick as thieves. We just love to pick on here lol

 

[Delton]

Ok, I got this;
Yea, Delton brings his chainsaw this time, uses it once and leaves it on the ground. Lucky ole Don brought his bucksaw. Then we get to the point where he's got to winch and nothing.... won't work! What? oh, yea, he forgot to reattach the negative wire from his winch to his battery! Listen people, I can't watch him myself, I need help so next week when we do this again, @Manwell or @LandPioneer or who ever else is going will be responsible for watching @Delton! You guys can take turns with him. I can't take it any longer. I'm too old to have anymore children!

Okay now time for what really happened. We had cut at least 4 trees so I was grabbing saw, cut, put up saw....in that order. I just forgot to put it up once lol. I'm forgetful as hell I admit it. Which brings us to ground strap. I have solenoid grounded to battery. When I was having electrical problems, I just left it off to speed up unhooking the ground. Coulda happened to any retard!!

 

[GlockMeister]

Winch is recommended. I didn't hit my skid one time

Well dam! Something else to add to my list

 

[Delton]

All kidding aside, here's my take on riding Mary's Ridge. It's fun as hell!! Like the b**** trail at Bull Run, it never lets up. One obstacle after another. And it's steep!! Pics n videos do it no justice. I pitched a big rock to the side before don came up and it rolled until I couldn't see it any more (70-80 yds). It's probably still rolling. Lots of side hill action. Lots of squeezing between trees ( you will rub I promise you). Rollover possibilities abound. Wet leaves with mud. Rocks. Just a darn good time blazing trail through the woods.

 

[Tigermark]

Well dam! Something else to add to my list

I just ordered one for the 500.

 

[Delton]

Well dam! Something else to add to my list

You can try it man. Help will be there. No way in hell you'd come out where we did without one though.

 

[Delton]

I'm replacing my superwinch. It's sounding rougher and rougher. Hate to trust that thing. Doesn't have all that much use on it either. Probably going with a Traveller next.

 

[Delton]

I'm no longer bad-mouthing my Bighorns. They held their own and did quite well today. Couple times I was wishing I had brought my Evos though lol.

 

[Delton]

My favorite pic of the day.

 

[Tigermark]

My favorite pic of the day.
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Sweet!

 

[Manwell]

I'm in for Tuesday! Sounds like a good plan to me...

 

[Delton]

 

[Tigermark]

I'm in for Tuesday! Sounds like a good plan to me...

Man that's awesome! Your going to be a Retard before me.

 

[Tigermark]

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Awesome pics Delton!

 

[GlockMeister]

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Is that "Mt.Retard"?

 

[ghost]

You also have to recite a short poem to be in the club. Say it 3 times going faster each time. Ready? " Ime Sofa King Wee Todd Did"

LOL - I didnt get it at first. Now I cant get it out of my head - like a song you cant stand but it keeps repeating.

Guess that means I fit in?

 

[Manwell]

Man that's awesome! Your going to be a Retard before me.

Hey, wait just one dang minute - I'm already a retard, just not a Mary's Ridge Retard!! I'm moving way the heck up on the ole retard list...

 

[Delton]

Itll be fun next week. Blaze a few trails, cut a few trees. We even discussed maybe taking a small grill and cooking some hotdogs.