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[Backwoods]

Only dumbasses not worth protecting would buy one to begin with so they didn’t worry much about safety. But we know how concerned with safety you are and made pumpernickel your safe word

He is so concerned with safety he puts a condom on his vibrator

 

[Admin]

 

[Fatsquatch]

Immature responses like this say much more about you than they do about me, and the fact that the forum allows this behavior to continue unabated also speaks volumes.

Also, the "HaHa" brigade are like a bunch of ankle biting chiwawas, mildly amusing... yet totally impotent/ineffective.

Last I checked the door to leave isn’t locked. If you don’t like company you’ve found in here get the phuck out. HaHa!

 

[Fatsquatch]

Oh he likes it alright but he's a catcher since he has erectile dysfunction

Heard he’s had a hard time keeping it up since his Dad slipped and bit down.

 

[Fatsquatch]

I think pextron is a prime example of why you don't have sex with your grandma.

Or grandpa but he hasn’t learned the difference. He’s an any port even if there isn’t a storm kinda guy.

 

[Backwoods]

Heard he’s had a hard time keeping it up since his Dad slipped and bit down.

I thought it was his brother

 

[Fatsquatch]

He is so concerned with safety he puts a condom on his vibrator

Disturbing he uses the flavored ones so he can have some flavored s*** when he’s done.

 

[Backwoods]

I wonder if @pextron let's his dog service him.

 

[Fatsquatch]

I thought it was his brother

One in the same. That family tree doesn’t have a lot of forks.

 

[Backwoods]

I heard heard he was a cum guzzler.

 

[Fatsquatch]

I wonder if @pextron let's his dog service him.

The poor chihuahua.

 

[Fatsquatch]

I heard heard he was a cum guzzler.

And gargler. It’s a party trick to attract new customers. He can chipmunk cheek three dudes loads before he has to swallow. Yeah I lost $1 on that bet unfortunately.

 

[CumminsPusher]

Popo engine braking works great downhill, you can watch the rear wheels skid past the fronts, but only after first having to hit the gas to engage it while sliding down a hill. Trust me, pucker factor, (no homo).
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Haha ya I remember that about our Polaris x2, holy crap it was scary in slick stuff. Speed up just so you could brake uncontrollably.

 

[Remington]

Give it a rest, from my perspective, you're the troll.

Have u ever heard the term…
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot?

Id suggest you learn it….

 

[Fatsquatch]

Have u ever heard the term…
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot?

Id suggest you learn it….

You can lead him to water but you can’t make him drink. Might as well drown the useless phucker in it.

 

[JenElio]

Heading to the PUB in 1.....2....3!!!

 

[JenElio]

You can lead him to water but you can’t make him drink. Might as well drown the useless phucker in it.

POIDH!!!!

 

[Fatsquatch]

POIDH!!!!

No pics. Just drop him off at the train station when we’re done.

 

[100Acre]

Dang, ain’t no prizes for anal cavity searching…

 

[100Acre]

With a shovel

 

[Fatsquatch]

Did it like this. Did it like that. Did it with a wiffle ball bat. Peckertron’s pregame anthem.