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[Montecresto]

On a sad note, my friend that had the terrible S X S wreck ( Andy ) is probably going to be blind for the rest of his years, he had a 50 50 chance of surviving, but will probably be blind from here on out! It kills me!

Damnit man, that just SUCKS!!!!!!

 

[Admin]

 

[Caper]

On a sad note, my friend that had the terrible S X S wreck ( Andy ) is probably going to be blind for the rest of his years, he had a 50 50 chance of surviving, but will probably be blind from here on out! It kills me!

Wow, that really sucks. I’ll pray that it’s just temporary. Life is short. Really sorry to hear that Smitty. God help him and his family.
Caper

 

[Smitty335]

On a sad note, my friend that had the terrible S X S wreck ( Andy ) is probably going to be blind for the rest of his years, he had a 50 50 chance of surviving, but will probably be blind from here on out! It kills me!

Guy's, Gal's, Andy was in a Kawasaki Mule, his brakes failed on a mountain and he hit a tree head on. If he would have had a helmet on, totally different story. I had a flop at Mack Pine's, had my seat belt on, thank God, after that I got to thinking about a helmet, don't have Grandkids yet, but I want to be around if I have some. Think about helmets.

 

[Caper]

Guy's, Gal's, Andy was in a Kawasaki Mule, his brakes failed on a mountain and he hit a tree head on. If he would have had a helmet on, totally different story. I had a flop at Mack Pine's, had my seat belt on, thank God, after that I got to thinking about a helmet, don't have Grandkids yet, but I want to be around if I have some. Think about helmets.

It’s law up here. s*** happens fast. I’m sure we’ve all had close calls. I know I have. I always wear a helmet. Man that really sucks Smitty.
Caper

 

[Caper]

It’s law up here. s*** happens fast. I’m sure we’ve all had close calls. I know I have. I always wear a helmet. Man that really sucks Smitty.
Caper

I’m sure everybody’s thoughts are with Andy.
Caper

 

[Smitty335]

I’m sure everybody’s thoughts are with Andy.
Caper

Thank You!

 

[nctrailboss]

Well, I blasted all the heavy mud off of it while it was on the trailer and my wife used the winch on the front of her P1000 to slowly winch me off of the trailer in a slow, controlled manner. I broke 3 axles and the output shaft on the drivers front portal hub. This is gonna be expensive lol. We had fun though.

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All that "breakage" with 28 horsepower???

 

[Choogsbro]

I’m sure everybody’s thoughts are with Andy.
Caper

For sure.

 

[Bastardchild]

All that "breakage" with 28 horsepower???

Believe it or not. The guy from utvsolutions called me yesterday and asked if I could take the broken shaft out of the hub, and the other part out of the portal box and mail it to him so they can study it and make another. They said this is the first one they have ever had that broke. Im not sure if theyll warranty it or not. Ive also got a few axles left in my spare axle box so Im gonna put what axles I have on the P5 and which ever end of the machine comes up short on axles will get 2 Rhino brand axles. Then I'll wait a paycheck or 2 and then pick up 2 more Rhino brand axles for the other end. Then I'll throw all the stock axles back in my axle box.

 

[Irish_Mike]

It's just way too easy to get the site stirred up in the 500 forum, it was kinda fun! HA! I quit though, think I will pick on the 700 forum this year and see if there response time is as quick as the 500 forum, I doubt it will be! 700's SUCK!

Come on over to the 700 forums. Maybe you can wake them up. It's like a tomb in there.

 

[Caper]

Come on over to the 700 forums. Maybe you can wake them up. It's like a tomb in there.

Haha, just start stirring slowly. Lol
Caper

 

[Caper]

Believe it or not. The guy from utvsolutions called me yesterday and asked if I could take the broken shaft out of the hub, and the other part out of the portal box and mail it to him so they can study it and make another. They said this is the first one they have ever had that broke. Im not sure if theyll warranty it or not. Ive also got a few axles left in my spare axle box so Im gonna put what axles I have on the P5 and which ever end of the machine comes up short on axles will get 2 Rhino brand axles. Then I'll wait a paycheck or 2 and then pick up 2 more Rhino brand axles for the other end. Then I'll throw all the stock axles back in my axle box.

Good luck on the warranty BC . And that was toooo funny last night. You tell good stories. Haha. Watch out for gator speed bumps. Haha
Caper

 

[Bastardchild]

Good luck on the warranty BC . And that was toooo funny last night. You tell good stories. Haha. Watch out for gator speed bumps. Haha
Caper

Thank you sir.

 

[Montecresto]

Im not sure if theyll warranty it or not.

Hopefully they do BC, keep us posted on that....

 

[Caper]

Thank you sir.

Oh, and never get rid of that wife of yours. She’s a keeper. Have a great day .
Caper

 

[Bastardchild]

Oh, and never get rid of that wife of yours. She’s a keeper. Have a great day .
Caper

I told her the other day I was gonna trade her in for a 2001 model year wife lol. She didnt think that was as funny as I did..

 

[NTCPrezJB]

I told her the other day I was gonna trade her in for a 2001 model year wife lol. She didnt think that was as funny as I did..

The problem with uninstalling Wife 1.0 is it leaves undesired software behind like Alimony 1.0 and Attorney Fees 1.0.

Somewhere there is a an entire short story about it. Funny as hell though.

 

[NTCPrezJB]

The problem with uninstalling Wife 1.0 is it leaves undesired software behind like Alimony 1.0 and Attorney Fees 1.0.

Somewhere there is a an entire short story about it. Funny as hell though.

Here is a version of it...

> Subject: Wife 1.0.

> Dear Tech Support:
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
> > noticed that the new program began unexpected child
> > processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
> > resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
> > the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
> > into all other programs and launches during system
> > initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
> >
> > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night
> > 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
> > system whenever selected.
> >
> > I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> > attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I
> > am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
> > uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me,
> > please!!!
> >
> > Thanks,
> >
> > Joe
> >
> > Tech Support response:
> >
> > Dear Joe:
> >
> > This is a very common problem men complain about but is
> > mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade
> > from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0
> > is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
> > to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
> > Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
> >
> > Hidden operating files within your system would cause
> > Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
> >
> > It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
> > files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
> > Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
> > Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
> > end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
> > your manual under "Warnings Alimony/Child Support,"
> >
> > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
> > situation. I am thinking of having Wife 1.0 installed
> > myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
> > regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume
> > all responsibility for fault and problems that might occur,
> > regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be
> > to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
> >
> > In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because
> > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
> > before the operating system will return to normal. The
> > system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
> > all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
> > maintenance.
> >
> > Consider buying additional software to improve the
> > performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
> > Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
> > Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
> > application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
> > damage to the operating system.
> >
> > Best of luck,
> >
> > Tech Support

 

[snakeriver]

Wow, that really sucks. I’ll pray that it’s just temporary. Life is short. Really sorry to hear that Smitty. God help him and his family.
Caper

Sorry to hear of this , I hope that he improves.

 

[Todd627]

The problem with uninstalling Wife 1.0 is it leaves undesired software behind like Alimony 1.0 and Attorney Fees 1.0.

Somewhere there is a an entire short story about it. Funny as hell though.

Plus wifey 2.0 prolly wont hold your beer as well as she does (see pic that @Bastardchild posted above )