P1000 Delton becomes a Mary's Ridge Retard

[Manwell]

@drfubar are you guys still riding tomorrow?

With any luck at all I will prove beyond a shadow of any doubt that I am indeed a retard tomorrow!

 

[Admin]

 

[drfubar]

With any luck at all I will prove beyond a shadow of any doubt that I am indeed a retard tomorrow!

I'm sure

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[Tigermark]

With any luck at all I will prove beyond a shadow of any doubt that I am indeed a retard tomorrow!

Awesome! Make us all proud and be the best Retard you can be!

 

[Delton]

@drfubar are you guys still riding tomorrow?

Does Howdy Doody got a wooden pecker?

 

[Manwell]

Awesome! Make us all proud and be the best Retard you can be!

They tell me it comes naturally for me, but I will try extra hard!!

Thanks for the positive reinforcement @Tigermark!!

 

[Delton]

They tell me it comes naturally for me, but I will try extra hard!!

Thanks for the positive reinforcement @Tigermark!!

It's easy. Anything 4" and bigger, try to stay to the right or left of. 3.99" and smaller, run it the f*ck over.

 

[Manwell]

It's easy. Anything 4" and bigger, try to stay to the right or left of. 3.99" and smaller, run it the f*ck over.

With personal training and guidance from the likes of @Delton I think I have a better than 50% chance of making full blown Retard!!

 

[Tigermark]

With personal training and guidance from the likes of @Delton I think I have a better than 50% chance of making full blown Retard!!

Yes, you guys will make a fine trio of Ratards. And we will have video documentation of such.

 

[Manwell]

Yes, you guys will make a fine trio of Ratards. And we will have video documentation of such.

Obviously there is a great deal of pressure for a non Retard like me making the attempt to reach true Retard status... If it wasn't for good Bourbon and a hot girlfriend, I might not sleep well tonight! Up early in the morning and rolling northbound for the renowned Mary's Ridge! Ready physically but have many issues mentally, hence I'm a relatively good candidate!

 

[Delton]

When in doubt, run sh*t over. Works every time. Sometimes

 

[Delton]

When in doubt, run sh*t over. Works every time. Sometimes

If said sh*t turns out to be Don, remember to lock the front. Don't care what tire ya got, it hits that head and its gonna spin.

 

[Tigermark]

When in doubt, run sh*t over. Works every time. Sometimes

Are you talking to yourself again?

 

[Tigermark]

Obviously there is a great deal of pressure for a non Retard like me making the attempt to reach true Retard status... If it wasn't for good Bourbon and a hot girlfriend, I might not sleep well tonight! Up early in the morning and rolling northbound for the renowned Mary's Ridge! Ready physically but have many issues mentally, hence I'm a relatively good candidate!

Stay out of the spring water till the ride is over.

 

[Delton]

Are you talking to yourself again?

Nope helping @Manwell out with his retardation. It's surprisingly easy. Oh and don't let Don lead every time and dig up the path so bad you have trouble making it

 

[Tigermark]

Nope helping @Manwell out with his retardation. It's surprisingly easy. Oh and don't let Don lead every time and dig up the path so bad you have trouble making it

Lol!

Yes @Manwell is an excellent candidate for your training.

 

[Delton]

Lol!

Yes @Manwell is an excellent candidate for your training.

I let Don do the training at this playground.

 

[Tigermark]

I let Don do the training at this playground.

Hope you guys have a great time! Looking forward to seeing the pics and videos!

 

[Delton]

Loaded and ready to rock. Full tank in both.

 

[drfubar]

Nope helping @Manwell out with his retardation. It's surprisingly easy. Oh and don't let Don lead every time and dig up the path so bad you have trouble making it

Another excuse..lol

 

[JTW]

Y'all have fun and be careful!