T-minus 5 hours... The deed of stopping my seed!

Alan aka Davinci

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The day I had mine done, I went home and spent the rest of the day drinking beer, it was all fun and games until I had to keep getting up to pee over and over again, but not all was lost because that is when I got another beer. Next day my nuts ached and my head ached.
 
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For those of you who visited the
https://hondasxs.com/threads/so-a-man-fondled-my-balls-today.20074/ thread... today is the day! In less than 5 short hours from now, a man will cradle my pea pod in one hand with a scalpel in the other and do the deed of stopping my seed. To say I’m a bit nervous is an understatement... what if he slips? That’s two inches I’ll never recover from... I’d have to sit down to pee! I’ll need a stencil to write my name in the snow. Not to mention I’m robbing the world of more little JTW’s!
To say I’m conflicted wouldn’t begin to describe where I’m at... I mean, if God meant for this to happen he’d have put a zipper on my coin purse. Who’s f***ing idea was this?
 
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Tell me..... What in the hell does this post have to do Honda SxS. Grow up people!
 
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Okeedoak .. its been 5 hrs
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Oh my... said it was the longest vasectomy he's ever done... I wasn’t fully numb for the first incision. Had all kinds of trouble getting the second cord and had to make another cut. It was too thick to get the clamp on. He dug and dug on the second one until he finally said f*** it, we’re making another cut.
 
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Oh my... said it was the longest vasectomy he's ever done... I wasn’t fully numb for the first incision. Had all kinds of trouble getting the second cord and had to make another cut. It was too thick to get the clamp on. He dug and dug on the second one until he finally said f*** it, we’re making another cut.

Did you feel like he was pulling your throat and asshole out threw your pee hole ? Sounds vary familiar to what happened to me .
 
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This pic sums up my experience well.. I have a 33 minute video to explain exactly why...

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LOL ! Who's underwear are you wearing ? I like those ! My Doc gave me some pills to take before the office visit but left the quantity up to me. I was feeling no pain when I got there ! ;)
 
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