LOLOLOL!!!! I just about spit out my coffee!! I'm gonna steal that line dude, that's awesome!
Now... OP, did you really expect any different responses than what you got? You're on a Honda forum for Gods sake! LOL!
In all seriousness; I NEED my machine to be utilitarian, I just want it to be fun too. I looked at the Polaris in 2015. Looked at 'em really hard. I joined forums, read tons of posts and just generally educated myself. I found out pretty quickly that the Polaris brand was not very reliable. Every other thread was "broke another axle" ..."blew another belt on todays' ride" etc, etc, etc.. Honda was not a choice because at that point they only had the 700 with no low range. I won't own a SxS without low range.
In the end, after talking to guys that have owned several brands, I bought a Yamaha Viking. It was an excellent choice. It took myself and my wife miles and MILES out into the sticks and always got us home.
After almost 3 years with the Viking I was tiring of the noise and lack of power. By this point, my wife now works at our local Can Am, Yamaha, Kawasaki, Polaris dealer. (she actually works in the Harley side) The owner is a friend of mine. I could get a Polaris for cost. The General fits my needs.. utilitarian, yet sporty, quiet, comfy.. BUT;
Like the guy above that's worked on them for 10 years.. I talked to the service manager at my wifes work. I looked in the shop. Many times. Again, this is a shop for Kawi, Yamaha, CanAm (all Bombardier products) Suzuki, KTM, and Harley Davidson.
You know what the shop was always full of?
Polaris side by sides.
So here I am. With my Honda.
Do some more research before you jump ship. If you want more sport, I'd definitely go CanAm loooonnnng before Polaris.
either way... good luck!