P500 Squatch Hunt......once Again

[Chooglin]

We spotted this one in Pitkin Colorado. Couldn't get much response from him. He just stood there with a silly look on his face. We offered him some Beef Jerky, still nothing. Kind of disappointing after seeing the commercials.View attachment 80313

I like you're humor

 

[Admin]

 

[Timmy]

I like you're humor

This thread is the best one That I been involved in. LOL

 

[WillB]

Northern Ontario is another Bigfoot stomping ground. Planning to camp up north and see what I can find.

 

[DaddyDubbs]

Saw this on FB this morning so it must be true. BTW it is the correct telephone number for the Parks and Recreation Department.

 

[100Acre]

I wonder how Squatch would react to inhaling helium.......

 

[100Acre]

I'v decided to give myself a Squatch like name: Grotch Mumblethud.

 

[DG Rider]

I'v decided to give myself a Squatch like name: Grotch Mumblethud.

I dunno...that's pretty close to "Crotch Mumblethud", which may take on a different meaning?

 

[PNWGuy]

Growing up in Idaho and in a family of outdoorsman, I have heard some pretty amazing stories and had a couple of questionable encounters myself.

I am a believer but have never gone out looking for one on purpose.

Last year, my partner at work was a former Air Force SERE instructor stationed at Fairchild AFB in Spokane, WA. His job was essentially to teach Air Force folks how to survive in the wild and in urban areas behind enemy lines. He spent a lot of time in very remote areas in Northeastern Washington state. He's considered Special Forces and a very high speed individual.

I asked him if he believed in Bigfoot. He paused and said very calmly, "yes". Would not go into details as to why. But it was clear he had some sort of serious contact.

Couple of days later he comes to work with a map tube. He opened it and pulled out an official government-issued topo map used by the SERE group to train their students.

One section of the map includes useful plant species and known predators in the region.

He pointed to the map and said, "I believe in Bigfoot, and so does the US government..."

 

[100Acre]

Growing up in Idaho and in a family of outdoorsman, I have heard some pretty amazing stories and had a couple of questionable encounters myself.

I am a believer but have never gone out looking for one on purpose.

Last year, my partner at work was a former Air Force SERE instructor stationed at Fairchild AFB in Spokane, WA. His job was essentially to teach Air Force folks how to survive in the wild and in urban areas behind enemy lines. He spent a lot of time in very remote areas in Northeastern Washington state. He's considered Special Forces and a very high speed individual.

I asked him if he believed in Bigfoot. He paused and said very calmly, "yes". Would not go into details as to why. But it was clear he had some sort of serious contact.

Couple of days later he comes to work with a map tube. He opened it and pulled out an official government-issued topo map used by the SERE group to train their students.

One section of the map includes useful plant species and known predators in the region.

He pointed to the map and said, "I believe in Bigfoot, and so does the US government..."

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Freaking WOW!

 

[100Acre]

Growing up in Idaho and in a family of outdoorsman, I have heard some pretty amazing stories and had a couple of questionable encounters myself.

I am a believer but have never gone out looking for one on purpose.

Last year, my partner at work was a former Air Force SERE instructor stationed at Fairchild AFB in Spokane, WA. His job was essentially to teach Air Force folks how to survive in the wild and in urban areas behind enemy lines. He spent a lot of time in very remote areas in Northeastern Washington state. He's considered Special Forces and a very high speed individual.

I asked him if he believed in Bigfoot. He paused and said very calmly, "yes". Would not go into details as to why. But it was clear he had some sort of serious contact.

Couple of days later he comes to work with a map tube. He opened it and pulled out an official government-issued topo map used by the SERE group to train their students.

One section of the map includes useful plant species and known predators in the region.

He pointed to the map and said, "I believe in Bigfoot, and so does the US government..."

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The only thing I wonder about is all the other animals shown on that have a rounded box the picture is in, whereas the Sasquatch picture does not. Almost looks photo shopped or it was added later...? Although I've been watching many BF vids in regards to interactions with military training exercises lately.

 

[Alan aka Davinci]

Too all you non-Sasquatch believers, take it from me, it is real. Once when I was single I met this beautiful woman at a bar and took her home, gawd she was pretty but when I work up in the morning there Sasquatch laying beside me eating my bag of Jack Link Jerky. I don't share this story with just anyone as it was most embarrassing.

 

[100Acre]

Too all you non-Sasquatch believers, take it from me, it is real. Once when I was single I met this beautiful woman at a bar and took her home, gawd she was pretty but when I work up in the morning there Sasquatch laying beside me eating my bag of Jack Link Jerky. I don't share this story with just anyone as it was most embarrassing.

I'm assuming you married her?

 

[100Acre]

I dunno...that's pretty close to "Crotch Mumblethud", which may take on a different meaning?

Crud Thingdumber?

 

[Alan aka Davinci]

Crud Thingdumber?

I'm assuming you married her?

Nope, when she left she said she would call but she never did.

 

[100Acre]

Nope, when she left she said she would call but she never did.

I guess you only had a small link bag...oops, I mean bag of links...LOL

 

[100Acre]

I wonder if Manbearpig is really squatch and do you think it would be a fair fight between squatch and a Arctodus simus?

 

[PNWGuy]

And speaking of Bigfoot, that show "Finding Bigfoot" is/was very annoying to anyone with an IQ over 80. I haven't watched it since I ditched cable in 2014, so I don't know if they use the same formula.

First of all, they focus on one seemingly credible sighting, then go to the area and hold a town hall meeting to elicit a bunch more sightings in order to try and establish a pattern.

In every single show I recall watching, 90% of the sightings occur during the day. So what do they do? Go out at night and make a bunch of noise showing off their fancy night vision gear.

I recognize that it is a "reality" show and they aren't really trying to find Bigfoot, but rather build suspense and keep the viewers coming back for more.

They did a show based in my hometown, Moscow, ID, where there was a sighting from the exact spot where my parent's got married in `76.

I grew up riding my horses and dirtbikes all over that mountain and spent many nights at keg parties in high school up there. Lots of bears and moose. No bigfoot encounters.

Never did watch that episode as it aired while I was out of town. Might be interesting to see.

Last year, there was a huge local story about a woman that was driving down the highway and saw a bigfoot chasing deer right next to the road. it reportedly chased the deer into the path of her car and she hit the deer. She got home and was so shaken up she called the sheriff.

The incident happened right in front of my dad's home out in the country.

The local grocery store for a nearby little town erected a bronze Bigfoot statue.

 

[100Acre]

Are Ewoks really just Sasquatch midget porn stars?

 

[100Acre]

Funny. Bride of Squatchinstein

 

[100Acre]

Very interesting